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Yeah, I really am...

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georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
About this time last week:

Her: You're not creepy, you're nice.
Me: I *act* nice, but I really am just a creepy old pervert.
Her: Why do you say that? You're a gentleman.
Me: I like having sex with girls half my age instead of my wife, and I don't mind paying for it.
Her: ...
Me: See?

She finished the song out, lifted her pussy off my finger, and left with mumbled thank you.

This week:

Her: (walking up to me as I sit down) Ok, but you're a *nice* creepy old pervert.
Me: It's the "don't mind paying for it" part, isn't it?
Her: Pretty much yeah. But you are at least nice about it.

Honesty is the best policy.

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gatorfan
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14 years ago
Who and why did someone say you were creepy?
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Dougster
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14 years ago
What is the point of this thread?
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Digitech
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14 years ago
Beats me.
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Lewis1975
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14 years ago
I get it. In the profile you call yourself a "creepy old pervert" It makes sense if you look at the George's profile page. It's a good post, George. I could relate.
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Prim0
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14 years ago
LOL
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EarlTee
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14 years ago
A nice creepy old pervert is all I've ever wanted to be.
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georgmicrodong
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14 years ago
The point was that I thought it was amusing, and that the money overrode my creepiness. I've had more than one girl rebuff my advances over the years, though most have let their native avarice overcome any revulsion they might have felt about me.
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georgmicrodong
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14 years ago
gatorfan: *I* say I'm creepy, because I am. If someone were doing to my daughter what I'm doing to these girls, I'd call it creepy.
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farmerart
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14 years ago
From an even older more pathetic (and maybe just as creepy) pervert I get the point of the post.
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ilbbaicnl
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14 years ago
You're a standup guy for being honest that you're married and not the perfect husband. But to call yourself a "creepy old pervert" may sound to the girl like "fair warning, don't trust me at all". Which, unless that's true, just unnecessarily fucks things up. I just say thanks if a girl tells me I'm nice. If she honestly seems to think I'm a saint after knowing me for a few weeks, I tell her to learn to be more suspicious of people or find a new line of work.
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georgmicrodong
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14 years ago
ilbbaicnl: More like: "Fair warning, I'm after anything I can get."
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shadowcat
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14 years ago
I tell them that I am a "dirty old man" and they reply with "you're not old".
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ilbbaicnl
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14 years ago
gm: Not perverted or creepy for a guy to be a horndog, just natural. If you think a girl's offering you extras because she's getting stuck on you, you can make it clear you're not in a strip club to find true love. If nothing else, she'll go home and tell the husband/boyfriend/girlfriend/barnyard animal she's living with you said that, and they'll get a big laugh out of it.

sc: they tell me "but you look good for your age".
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