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14 years ago
#3 is the most attractive
#2 is the second most attractive
#5 has to take last place simply because of the fake breasts.
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14 years ago
Based on the hilarious typo in george's initial post in this thread, I hereby dub him with a new TUSCL nickname: "The goo god."
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14 years ago
Lady Gag-me is unattractive in every way.
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14 years ago
Yeah, that was a bit of a cheap shot.
[drum fill]
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14 years ago
Sometimes, you don't know till you know.
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14 years ago
Hard to take the OP seriously, in spite of the fact that DFK is very common. Why would she apologize and need to "make it up" to the guy after giving him something nice?
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14 years ago
Of course the "dancers" are having sex. That's standard in stripclubs now, right?
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14 years ago
Dudester, you're sounding like Sarah Palin...
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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14 years ago
I did not follow the link. But is the World Cup event noted for frequent instances of such crime?
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14 years ago
I don't think she was laughing about the erection, but at the choice of the word "wiener." Might have had similar results with
John Thomas
Pee-pee
Wanker
Schlong
Dingus
Wee-wee
These gals are pros, and as such tend to use more direct terms like "cock."
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14 years ago
She can cup 'em, lick 'em, or suck on 'em, but don't squeeze 'em.
Let's all remember the late Isaac Hayes, who as South Park's Chef sang, "Suck on my chocolate salty balls--put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em..."
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14 years ago
Do try to avoid the common response, which is to treat her even worse than you perceive she's treated you. Apparently you had some tender feeling for her, if her behaving like a typical stripper upsets you. Best to forget about it.
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14 years ago
Good thread for funny porn parody names.
I'll start:
"Shaving Ryan's Privates"
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14 years ago
That's worse than calling 911 because the local McD's was out of McNuggets! (Which actually happened in Port St Lucie, FL)
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14 years ago
"With me inside of you."
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14 years ago
Leftist ideology can only be imposed against the will of a free people.
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14 years ago
Whoever is the subject in those pictures is a fine looking lady, indeed.
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14 years ago
Clubs in El Paso tend to offer full service.
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14 years ago
She: Do you like hot dancers?
Me: Does the Pope live in the woods? Quod erat demonstrandum, Baby.
She: Oh! You speak French!
[ref "Airhead" by Thomas Dolby]
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14 years ago
usenet is safer
But for http, firefox+noscript paired with a solid firewall (preferably hardware) and anti-virus program can keep most surfers safe.
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14 years ago
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
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14 years ago
If you're pleased with your decision to spend that much on that little, fine for you. No one can say you definitely got ripped off.
I'd not choose to spend that much, but to each his own.
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14 years ago
Unless LiLo deep throats on-screen in an NC-17 biopic of Lovelace, this project has no chance...
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14 years ago
I was turned away from Baby Dolls in Dallas, TX for wearing athletic shorts. Surprised me; went to another club there and got full service, so not a total waste of a day...
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14 years ago
I knew a dancer in Texas who got implants. She told me there was a risk of them becoming hard and lumpy, and to avoid that, she had me vigorously massage them with oil for (what seemed like) hours on end while we lay on her couch. Not an unpleasant task...