How to make a stripper laugh uncontrollably, fall of your lap and draw the atten

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• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  Was she stoned?
  
  Does bring up an intriguing question though: how much of a benefit can humor be as far as mileage is concerned or the overall bill?
• georgmicrodong

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  14 years ago

  CT, not obviously so, no. Won't guarantee she wasn't a little tipsy or high, but she'd been pretty straight up to that point.
  
  As for the second half of your post, I hadn't thought about it in those terms before. I don't know if it's improved the bill any, but the girls who laugh easily, and genuinely, seem to be more relaxed in general, and about my roaming hands in particular. Hard to tell, really, as I don't have anything to compare it to; I don't recall any instance of a dancer being laughy on one occasion, and all dour the next. Obviously, different dancers have different attitudes, but that's not always a fair comparison.
• Dougster

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  14 years ago

  Good one, microbrain.
• steve229

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  14 years ago

  A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is...laughing.
  
  Never sure if she's laughing with me or at me, but once I get a dancer giggling, I always get a great dance.
• Dudester

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  14 years ago

  George, I think you just hit her funny bone-one of those-it was hilarious at the time moments. I did make a stripper lose it once.
  
  Due to space constraints, for a time, we had to share office space with a trio of travel agents. When I was the only guy working in the office the agents would launch into graphic discussions. One day, one of them talked about her vagina itching.
  
  The stripper nearly busted a rib laughing.
• bigdude012

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  14 years ago

  I actually apologized to the strpper for having a hard-on once ( chalk it up to lack of blood flow to the brain). Still she laughed and said it was good to know she was doing her job right. Ended up with of the best LDs ever.
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  There is a cliche saying that if you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything
• georgmicrodong

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  14 years ago

  Steve, well, in this case, not really. She *did* fall of my lap, and made everyone look at us, so not really the best experience. She did give me an extra song, so it wasn't a total loss. I was laughing almost as hard as she was, just from her reaction.
  
  Dudester, I think you're right. She settled down pretty after she got over it, so...
  
  Bigdude, Did the apology thing a long time ago, though I haven't done it in quite a while. I decided I didn't want dances from girls I thought might *need* an apology. :)
  
  Sam, So I've heard. Seems to be borne out by experience, but I think money still talks louder.
• shadowcat

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  14 years ago

  Speaking of drawing attention in a club, I am reminded of an event that happened to me a couple of years ago at my favorite club. magicrat was there. I was tipping a dancer on satelite 1. she was rolling around on the floor. When she went to get up, she grabbed my shorts for support.They went all the way down to my ankles and I was commando (of course). She screamed which got the attention of every one within 30 feet of us. She was so embarased that she just covered her face with her hands. It didn't bother me. A few minutes later I say her talking to the manager and a bouncer. (protecting herself I assume). They both had shit eating grins on there face.She never came around to ask for a dance.
• DoctorDarby

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  14 years ago

  Beavis:
• DoctorDarby

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  14 years ago

  Beavis: He said "wiener."
  
  Butthead: huhuhuhuhuh!
  
  Dancer: heheheheheh . . . thud!
  
  I wasn't even sure this was gonna be funny until I bonked the wrong key and ended up with the incomplete message above. Then I was kinda stuck with it.
  
  As far as gmd's original story goes, I think the word "wiener" coming from a middle-aged guy might very well strike a younger girl as funny. Try asking if she wants to see a puppet show.
  
  
  
  
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  Butthead: Hey do you guys sell Viagra?
  Pharmacist: Yes we do
  Butthead: Can I get it over the counter
  Pharmacist: No
  Butthead: huhuhuhuh maybe if I took two of them
• how

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  14 years ago

  I don't think she was laughing about the erection, but at the choice of the word "wiener." Might have had similar results with
  
  John Thomas
  Pee-pee
  Wanker
  Schlong
  Dingus
  Wee-wee
  
  These gals are pros, and as such tend to use more direct terms like "cock."