Palazio Cabaret

Palazio is one of my favorite clubs in Austin. It is a fun atmosphere where you can play poker and the dancers are generally friendly. The dancers are fairly attractive and…

Definetly still the best club on South Austin. Lots of girls and although there are some that are slightly below the average, here is where I have seen the hottest dancers. Even…

I went there on Friday night. I arrived around 11:00. The cover was $10 instead of $7 mentioned on the tuscl.net corresponding webpage. So tuscl.net needs to update the cover. At the…

Do not judge a book by it's cover. The outside of this club is not at all impressive nor is it in a great part of town. But the inside is top…

This was my trip to Palazio. I went to play poker with my fave dealer and took a friend as well. Parking is ample and lit and entering the place, you see…

If you like thick Mexican girls, just like most of the clubs in Austin, you should be right at home at Palazio. The club was crowed on a Tuesday night,…

Went a couple of weeks ago when I was in Austin for a convention. Played poker every night for 3 nights. Beth is a doll and a great poker dealer.…

After a few drinks downtown i sometime stop by Palazio. Girls there are ok, some should retire. VIP in the back of the club. Girls dont push up hat much to get…

Palazio is one of Austin's best strip clubs. I have been there many times. There are three stages and a VIP room. Dancers rotate from the main stage to a side stage…

Me and a friend went on a Saturday night, and the place was packed. Lot of people standing near the bar, with no place to sit. Three stages, and girls move from…

Palazio is my favorite club in Austin. Last night--a Monday--was a good example of why. I started with an artificial breasted girl from California who I later noticed was probably…

OK - I'm from Seattle, and there is a much less "festive" atmosphere in clubs there - in part because they can't serve alcohol and so are totally dependent on lap dances…

Rogue was the most beautiful dancer I have had the pleasure to see in years. She knows how to play shy and real you in. Great at moving her body. No extras…

I was in Austin for like a 5 months period and during this time I practically visited all of the area's strip clubs. Palazio was actually one of my favorites because…

Palazio is my all time favorite club. Without a doubt, I've spent more time in this club than all of the others combines over the past 15 years. Although I've…

(I visited three clubs on a recent trip to Austin: Landing Strip, Palazio, Perfect 10. This is 2/3.) Palazio is a very nicely laid out club, and the dancers are generally good looking.…

My usual Austin clubs are the Yellow Rose, Sugar's Uptown Cabaret, and Club Expose. On Sunday afternoon I was on my way to Expose on South Congress when I decided on…

I made my way to Palazio's on a Tuesday afternoon after my tennis tournament ended in the morning. I have been there maybe 4 times in the afternoon and never at night.…

Not impressed. The club itself is one of the better establishemts I've been in. The girls on Sat. nite were ok. Most were cute, not gorgeous. A few had pretty awesome bodies,…

Came in and had a good time. There were several ladies on duty (~15) though the most attractive were monopolized by a bachelor party behind a curtain but still outside the VIP…

In Austin there is a decent selection of clubs around town. In my opinion, Palazio is my favorite out of the bunch. The atmosphere is super clean and most of…

Read the reviews and picked four clubs to check out while I was in town. Palazio suited me best. Landing Strip had a poor lineup. Yellow Rose had a…

Been to Palazio a few times, dancers are ok? $10 at the door, i never try to get a drink there $6 for one beer and the girls will ask for a…

Visited on a Friday night. Well lit parking lot with a very nice building. After paying cover charge, entered building. Bar was to the right wall and there were three stages,…

The dancers are very attractive and most are very friendly and make you feel comfortable, particularly for an upscale club. There were a variety of different nationalities there- latina, asian, European,…

This club is my new favorite club in Austin. Pretty upscale place. Clean as far as these clubs go. Main floor is a wide open area with three stages…

Just moved to Austin, this is a review for Palazio on the night of the LSU Bama game, stopped in to watch that. Was sitting at the bar for a while…

I visited Sunday night. I was greeted well at the entrance. A hot waitress seated me. I had a couple of drinks at $8 $12. I would guess…

I got there about 10PM on the Friday before Halloween. It was also a Texas football home weekend, so it may have been more crowded than normal. I paid a…

Thursday is amateur night. There must have been at least one "dancer" for every two guys in the club, a very target rich environment. I had some wonderful time with…

We visited on a lazy Sat evening and due to the road constructions near by the GPS guided incorrectly. We found it after couple of turns and the parking was very cool…

Went by on a thursday afternoon. I was hoping my ATF Marissa was working. I walked in and paid the $3 cover. The hostess was a dancer I used to see back…

You'd be hard pressed to find a stunner and most of the girls aren't much for conversation. The music is primarily Hardcore Rap. If you find the N-Word offensive then…

Went here Sunday 9-18-2011 around 11pm. The driver from Rick's caberet stood us up so we got a taxi and requested Palazio. About 15 minutes from 6th St bars and clubs. $10…

Came to Pallazio after a bad visit at Perfect 10. The club is a very nice looking as are the ladies in it. The cover was $25 and the drinks are pretty…

This club surprised me. The woman were all quite attractive and the number of tattoes were not nearly as bad as I often see. Some women were extensively marked but…

I thought this was the club I had visited on my previous visit to Austin - but was mistaken. This was a longer taxi drive from downtown than I expected.…

Good club layout, girls are mainly 5 - 7's, with a few with implants. Also very thirsty dancers, so if you get the right dancer, you can get away with a…

I haven't been here in a while, stopped by last Sunday and was very impressed by the selection of dancers. Mostly young college type looking, my personal favorite. Stage shows were above…

I have business in South Austin 2 or 3 times a year, and Palazio (South Austin) is very convenient for me. It's weird. I didn't like the first three stage dancers, but…

I stopped by Palazio the day after their big seventh anniversary party. The two hottest dancers in the club were pretty much left alone, to my surprise. Since both of…

The club is small but it is honestly one of the better looking clubs from the outside as well as the inside. truth is, there weren't that many girls working when i…

My husband and I visited Palazio last year on Valentine's Day. This was our first visit to the club. Right off the bat I felt welcome - they were letting women in…

Dropped by the nearby Palazio after my new car's servicing got done early. I've read negative things about Palazio here and elsewhere on the Internet, but I don't get it.…

I was staying at a hotel in the area and decided to give this place a try for dinner, around 9:00. Overall, it is a nice club. The atmosphere is comfortable,…

If you are going to a strip club in Austin, this is by far the best one. The layout is roomy and having been to numerous other clubs in Austin, the…

I was in town for a bachelor party, and the club did a good job of accommodating 16 of us together on what looked like a pretty busy Saturday night. There…

For a Saturday night visit, this club was a bit disappointing with only about 12-15 dancers working, which I would rate 6 out of 10 on average in general attractiveness. I thought…

I visited on the night of the last game of the NBA finals. The club was crowded ($10 cover to get in), but not much was happening while the game was…

Stopped by after lunch last week. No cover so that was great. Bought a few beers and got a few dances from Angel. Nice little latin sweetie with a…

Great night at Palazio. I had always had a thing for a mature hot blond that danced there. I hadn't seen her in many months so I was happy she…

went with my girlfriend...she loves strip clubs...not one girl approached us which was fine i dont mind approaching them...the amateur contest was fun besides the drunk girl falling all over the stage…

I was visiting from Houston, which of course has very high mileage clubs, so I didn't have high expectations. I got in about 9, and since there was a UFC fight on that…

I went here as a customer with a friend on a wild drunken night. The building itself is very attractive, probably the most attractive of any strip club in austin.…

I came in around 10:00 p.m. on a Tuesday evening and was surprised to find a nearly full parking lot. I paid my $10 cover and as usual I had to…

Cover was $10, beer bottle was $6.75. Club is moderate size, with a main stage and two small ones on each side of the club. First night of SXSW, the crowd was…

I arrived after midnight on a Tuesday, and to my surprise, this place was literally packed. I only had a choice of two tables in the main area, and they were terrible…

The women are really good looking here, and most seem to act like they know it. Some are still friendly, but still pretty focused on making their money-- not quite as laid…

Palazio has been upping it's game, they are definitely attracting quality talent. Gorgeous attractive young women all around. I went in last night with a few friends to booth in the VIP…

Most dancers pretty average looking. Almost all with natural boobs. 5 or 6 of the dancers were very cute and also provided very contact dances. One asked for an xmas bonus for…

Palazio is a nice, clean club. There is a large main stage and two satellite stages with poles. A smaller raised area has couches for lapdances, and there is a separate VIP…

Good club...nice, but a few of the girls were a little rude. Some were great though. I wish there was a more private area for lap dances, but the quality…

I have made Palazio may weekly/monthly club partially due to location and partially due to really cute dancers. The variety is outstanding, mature, elegant, sexy professionals to nubile, sweet, adorable youthful…

I dropped by around 11:30 p.m. and, after paying my $10.00 cover, had to run the gauntlet of waitresses before I could get into the club and let my eyes adjust the…

I was in looking for my ATF “Dane”, but she not working tonight. Oh well. I spy a pretty hot dancer on stage 2, but the $1.00 interview goes badly and I pass…

I visited on Monday afternoon at 2p. It was slow but this club is normally slow on afternoons. Again, my favorite dancer took me back to VIP with no charge.…

I swung into Palazio on the way home tonight and paid a $10 cover charge to get in after parking in the free parking on the right (there's valet parking available). I…

A friend and I went by after the UT baseball game to drink a beer or two and unwind. I was sort of looking for my ATF Dane, but…

The layout of the place has not changed much. Valet parking out front, free parking to the right of the club as you face the building. Immediately inside you are greeted by…

It was a slow Mother's Day at Palazio. Luckily, I hooked up with a favorite. Since it was slow, I was invited to VIP free of charge. My favorite gave…

I have been going to Palazio for several Friday afternoons over the past couple of months. They definitely have a high quality of girls, mostly natural. And quite a…

Palazio delivered a quality SC experience on my recent visit, with enough fetching young ladies to justify the trip. I arrived at 11:30 pm on a Sunday with low expectations (because…

Dane, my ATF has moved over here and so I decided to go see her and check out the place. Dane is early 30s 5' 8", 135, 34DD-27-36 with long…

Went by for lunch special. Just a diet coke and a club sanwich and the gals. Buddy and i enjoyed it much. No pressure atmosphere, 12 to 15 good looking gals and…

Middle of the week visit during a business trip. I was in town alone, and Palazio was just across the street from my hotel. I usually don't go to clubs alone, but…

This site has been very helpful to me over the years, but it always bothers me when a club´s rating seems out of sinc with reality. On the strength of it´s rating,…

Was there on a busy Thursday night, expecting hot college girls - saw more college girls in the crowd rather than on the stage. There were 3 stages going. Ladies were very…

Went there for the first time on a recent Monday night, expecting that it would be a fairly low-key night. I couldn't have been more wrong. The place was packed…

This is my club of choice in Austin. Austin clubs are not as hot as Dallas or Houston but a few clubs have a fun factor. Palazio has some VIP…

Went on a Wednesday night, and this place was pretty good. There were a lot of girls rotating between three stages. There was this one girl Thumper with some nice…

Went to this club to watch Monday Night Football. Girls were average at best and the dances were fairly weak. Drink prices were expensive. Girls were 4's to 6's.…

Palazio has been getting some new talent lately during the evenings. Drink prices are pretty expensive, but overall there are less thugs here than most places. They offer decent food too. There…

I had a great night at Palazio this past Thursday. The selection of beauties was as good as I've seen in Austin in awhile. Dances were tame but very fun.…

I watched the De la hoya versus Mayweather fight here as a guest of a friend. It was a great place to watch the action! Lots of good looking girls and good…

Read review of laid back atmosphere of Palazio's on TUSCL and it caused me to seek out this club. Review was correct. This is a GREAT club. Very laid back. Gals will…

Palazio has quickly become one of my favorite clubs in Texas. This club used to be showpalace a few years ago which was all nude and byob but it burned down. Palazio…

Stopped by with some friends this past Saturday. The place didn't get too crowded until later. The mix of talent didn't seem as strong as it was on previous visits. Overall the…

Been to Palazio two or three times during Friday lunch, and once during the evening. Overall, a nice looking club with a pretty good atmosphere having been renovated since the last…

Back in Austin again. Tried Plazio right off the plane like I did one time in the afternoon, this time it was a thrusday evening. The place it big and impressive,…

I haven't been for a couple of months because I live on the other side of town, so this may be a little dated. Also, I've only been during the day,…

Dropped by Palazio last Friday. This place has a very good menu with real food. Most clubs only offer the sub $5 deep fried garbage. Palazio has great prime rib, burgers, and…

Went to Plazio right off the plane in my first stop of the Austin tour. Bad time on a Tuesday afternnon to stop. I am a litte bigger than averge…

Went by for lunch on a weekday. Not much action. Very few customers. Dancers, while attractive, seemed uninterested except in a few regulars. Probably better at night, but…

Its a rather big place. I liked how dark it was. The dancers were beautiful, but the rest of the staff seemed to be rather pissy. Over all its…

Visited again, another great time! Got dances from Shelby(latina brunette), Michelle(half??latina brunette), and Jewel(white/blond). Of the three, Jewel was my favorite, even though I normally don't like implants. Of course…

I visited this club with friends on a Friday night around 10:00pm. For overall atmosphere/appearance, this may be the nicest club in all of Austin. The club has a…

Went on a Wed evening. No cover before 7pm and $10 dances from 6-8pm. A lot of girls there at the time as evening girls were coming in and dayshift…

Palazio has a new smoking section that keeps up with the new smoking rules. I've noticed a drop in quality of the chicks from before. Overall, I still really like this place,…

Used to be Showpalace. Still owned by the same folks that own Expose down the road, but now it's straight topless with drinks served. The layout hasn't changed much since…

Probably one of the finer clubs in Austin. It's kind of hidden amongst all the other store fronts along the highway, but worth the extra effort. Girls were hot and…