Palazio Cabaret
501 E Ben White Blvd Austin, TX 78704

I arrived after midnight on a...

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nywhim
Feb 7, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday After Midnight

I arrived after midnight on a Tuesday, and to my surprise, this place was literally packed. I only had a choice of two tables in the main area, and they were terrible seats (right on a edge where there is a lot of foot traffic and people bumping into you). This club must be doing something right. I just came from another club and it was dead there. What a contrast.

So the atmosphere was fun. Mix of customers from all walks of life, young and old. Lots of cheering and hollering.

The problem was, there didn't seem to be nearly enough dancers for this crowd. Maybe this was an off night or maybe the club expects a party crowd on a Tuesday night that doesn't spend money on dances. So it was difficult to get any attention from ANY of the dancers. I mean, I couldn't even flag anyone down because no one was free. Also, the hottest ones were all walking in and out of the VIP area, ignoring everyone else. When the customer-to-dancer ratio is that high, I think you have to be a regular or an obvious big spender. I'm just an out-of-towner. I can spend a lot of money on dances with the right person, but I just can't get bring myself to stroll in looking the part.

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