Palazio Cabaret

The place is very nice - great stage and bar with drink prices are reasonable. The waiteress I had was very pushy - constantly coming for a drink order if you start talking…

I broke my golden rule and went to Palazio during the night shift, arriving there around 11:00 pm. The previous reviews I had read made me afraid to venture into a packed…

I recommend going to Palazio for the outstanding lap dances. Tuesday evening (6-9pm) there weren't a lot of dancers there, and most were 6 or 7 at best. Four different girls approached…

Arriving at 5PM, the entrance fee is $5 and it is happy hour for drink, paid $5 for budlight (yes, no kidding, $5.00 for budlight in happy hour, no idea how much…

I haven't been to Palazio in quite sometime -- probably a year and a half or two years. This is one of the nicer clubs in Austin (P10 being another one.) Parking…

It had been a few months since I visited Palazio and I'm glad I found my way back there. First off, I'm a day-shift early evening type of guy, so a club…

Visited during my first trip to Austin. I was there on a Wednesday afternoon. I got there around 3pm and stayed for a few hours. It was not very busy with maybe…

This was my first time going and it was an fun experience! The club is very spacious which is good because it was packed on a Saturday night. It was clean as far…

I checked this club out during when ACL was in town. I went on a Thursday and it seemed very much busier, customer wise, than another club I visited while in Austin.…

I'm from out of town and decided to check it out around 10pm on a Thursday. There were about ten dancers around when I walked in, of all sorts of variety. I…

I got there around 9:00 pm and surprisingly, there was not a large crowd. I blame the stormy weather. I'm going to say one thing up front, the wait staff at Palazio…

$10 cover, $20-30 lap dances, cabanas available for rent $175-350 depending on day of week and time of day + dancer fees which range (I was quoted 500 for an hour, 800…

Only a couple of the ladies really looked worth the time. Unfortunately, those girls were quickly taken and so I resorted to getting a dance from a blonde, white stripper who looked…

I'll start with the exterior. It looks like a palace. There is a ton of parking and it is well lit. The club is located off of the highway and is very…

Relatively clean, upscale club. At the entrance, we were warned there might not be enough tables, but that did not turn out to be a problem. Decent DJ. There were a couple…

Bored and in the neighborhood, I figured I'd stop by to check it some eye candy and get a dance or two. Forgot how much of a hustle this place…

The club itself is very nice. The music is good. The dancers are pretty good looks wise but not tens. I did not like the lack of VIP dance area. For…

I can't remember the exact date I went. It was late on a Saturday night. Packed. I sat at the bar because at the time they didn't have any…

After seeing this move to #2 on the TUSCL list, I dropped by. Parking felt safe, arriving in daylight and leaving as the sun set. By Austin standards, certainly not the most expensive…

This is my second review, the first being earlier this month. So I went back, thinking I would see one if not more of the dancers that I had gotten to know…

I got to the club around 12:30 pm. Not much action until about 1:00 pm, but then it was non-stop. There was a young Asian group celebrating a bachelors party, so they…

Dropped by the Palazio on a Sunday night, why...because it was open and I am an addict! I need to do a better job remembering the prices etc...the door must have been…

My buddies and I roll in, pay the cheaper cover compared to to other comparable strip clubs in Austin. But who the hell cares, the minute we walk in to this…

The word 'best' means different things to different people. If by best, you mean lots hot girls, Palazio has them. In all of Austin, IMO, Palazio is the second best strip club behind…

First time in Austin, so I dropped in after a long flight just to check out the place. Was greeted by a friendly cashier at the lobby register, paid my cover…

First this is a very nice club both inside and outside with plenty of safe parking and a secure upscale atmosphere inside. My visit was in the early evening on a Friday.…

I was waiting at my table for a long time before being approached by a dancer for a private dance. Several girls walked past my table and didn't even acknowledge me trying…

Recently I happened to be in the South Austin area and had time to kill, so I finally made a return visit to the Palazio. It was about mid-afternoon on a Friday…

The location for the strip club is decent. The area isn't sketchy and it's right off the highway. The entrance is above average, with a small stairway leading up to the doors.…

One of the few clubs in Austin where I didn't feel like mailing in the review. I actually liked this club. Would go back. The main stage was backed by a video…

So I was stranded in Austin for the Holiday, what better way to spend Christmas than with others who had no family to go to for the holiday? The fact that I was…

So I went on a Wednesday in August (night after first day of school) and was surprised by the types of dancers available, they tend to have a little more weight than…

In Austin for business and went to Palazio around 11:30 Sunday evening. Nice club for sure. I just grabbed a spot at the bar and had a drink. Was approached by…

I intended to go to The Landing Strip based upon reviews, but when I plugged in the address into my rental car GPS it kept taking me to a spot where there…

I visited on a Sunday of a 3-day weekend, so I expected it to be Fri/Sat like. It did not exactly live up to those expectations. Parking is free and cover…

The Palazio is currently my favorite men’s club; and while I don’t do this very often, I’d like to call out one particular ROB for the benefit of others. She uses the…

With context, I took my fiancee there so I'm mostly writing for people looking to take women there. Women are generally pretty friendly and very attractive. While in some clubs…

If you’ve read my previous reviews you already know I have issues with the Palazio night shift. Although there’s usually no shortage of beautiful women, many of them have attitudes and I…

Ever since discovering this club, I’ve been wondering why the Palazio, which undoubtedly has the most beautiful dancers in Austin, has a dancer rating that is hardly better than the Yellow Rose,…

Several years ago I had another account on this site where I reviewed most of the Las Vegas clubs since I lived there for about a dozen years; so trust me when…

Their selection is curated to appeal to all preferences. The cleanliness, waitresses, valet/dancers, etc. are clearly trained well and make sure the interactions are professional. Feels like a Las Vegas club in…

I haven't been in Palazio in many months. Lots of work and other things to distract my attention. But i decided to go back last week and kill the afternoon at one…

As I walked through the outer doors, before me I saw a very young and pretty Hispanic girl who took my $5 entrance fee. Then a walk down the hallway to my…

I may have just found a new favorite club. I decided to check out The Palazio on a Saturday afternoon, and though it was more than a 30 minute drive from my…

So the overall atmosphere and look of this place is very high end. Lots of chandelier looking lights and gold trim. The stage (with pole) even had TVs on the…

Went on a Friday night with my wife. They seated us at the first table near the front door in the main area. Over half of the tables in the…

Has a Caesare's Palace theme, sort of a Vegas type vibe. Generally one of the classier places in Austin, but because of that also more expensive. Lot of attractive dancers on a Sunday…

Just wrote a review of P10 - this is similar as this incorporates a few visits with the most recent a weekday afternoon. Just like P10, another classy club but I…

I hadn't visited Palazio dayshift for a while. The last few times I went I just could not stand the hard core rap. I ran into one of the managers recently who…

Palazio is definitely a lot of fun and worth a visit. The club has a spacious layout with one central stage and several couches for dances. There were also a few bars…

This is a review for a Wednesday night around 10pm back in December. They were having a promotional night celebrating Christmas. All the dancers and cocktail waitresses were dressed in their assorted…

In Austin for New Years. Wanted to check out a strip club. Went to Palazio. Easy to find and parking was free. Paid my $10 cover and went in. Grabbed a table.…

I went with a friend to Palazio a couple of weeks ago and it had its ups and downs. I will say that even though Palazio is only a topless club it definitely…

Went here with friends for a large bachelor party. We were bouncing between clubs so we didn't get a chance to sample the VIP areas. I will say I think…

My god, I could not believe the number of fat dancers working in Palazio on a Thrusday night. Over 30 girls and with the exception of half a dozen, they were at…

This club is exactly as advertised. It is a nice club in a nice location with some cute girls and you can "play" with their bodies as long as you don't touch…

Went here on a Saturday night - happened to be quite packed. Overall, the club is decently laid out and of decent condition. Didn't see a lot of thug types…

I don’t go to strip clubs that often (though I’m making an effort to go more) but Palazio has a special place in my heart since it was the first SC I’ve…

I knocked off work early and drove down south to kill the afternoon in the cool quiet comfort of Palazio. This is definitely one of my most favorite clubs, and one of…

For South Austin, Palazio is one of the better strip clubs. The girls can range from high 9s to low 4s. On a Friday evening the place is packed and there are…

Went by on a Thursday afternoon around 2. Definitely had an upscale feel to it. I hadn't had lunch, so got a cheeseburger and fries off the menu for $6.99. Pretty good…

I went here one time during Halloween and I admit that the girls are all fair in the evening. However a good piece of advice I have is be wary of who…

Went on a Wednesday night after a business trip on the way home just to blow off some steam and couldn't even bring myself to stay for too long. The dancer…

Palazio has been my standby strip club for a few years now. But not any more as of this review. Its not anything bad against the staff. It is simply that there…

Palazio is a very upscale club for Austin and maintains an excellent kitchen with a great menu for the price. Club management is very friendly and very attentive to both dancer…

Palazio is definitely more on the upscale side — the decor is fairly posh all around, with three separate stages that the dancers go through, a main bar that faces the stages,…

Headed back to Austin and after spending the day at our office there and decided to drop by Palazio. The club is south of town on the access road to a freeway.…

I was in Austin for a conference. Reading the reviews, I saw that I should go to Plazzio as it is probably the best strip club near the city center (where I…

I was in Austin for the weekend and thought of visiting this club as I had heard a lot about it. Paid $20 at the entrance to get it. Considering Friday night after…

I went to Perfect 10 on a Tuesday evening and found it to be dead. I guess the Tuesday night specialist are no longer provided and the result was a dead night…

Short and sweet. I've been a consistent vistor to Palazio since they opened 10 years ago. But after tonight Palazio lost me as a customer. I guess they decided…

Palazio, also called "the P" by the dancers, is located off Hwy 290E near the intersection with I-35. Ever since fly-overs were built connecting 290 to I-35 - I have always missed…

I was two times at Palazio this year. The general perception is that all music, girls, lap dances are super hot and sexy. Awesome relax after a workday. First time, I came after…

This was my first time trying out a club in Austin, but I had always heard good things and figured there'd be a good mix of dancers and that the rules would…

This place seems to be listed as the classiest joint in Austin, with the hottest ladies, so I decided to check it out when I passed thru one night. The club sure…

Palazio is possibly the last non-urban rap/hip-hop club in Austin. Of course that's only if it matters to you. I'm not a customer who frequents strip clubs for extras, so…

Palazio is the best choice club in south Austin. There are 2, possibly 3 good clubs in Austin. Palazio is #2 in my book. P10 still has it beat…

This was definitely a nice place with a good selection of dancers. The music was solid, drinks were reasonably priced. There weren't any extra to be found though we did pick up…

I'd been to this club once before about a year ago. I'll preface this by saying on this particular visit I didn't get to the club till 1:00 AM. I wish I'd…

I'm a very picky customer when it comes to clubs, so I hold them all to certain standards that are tough to live by. I enjoy trips to Tijuana to enjoy…

Of the dozen or so strip clubs in Austin, Palazio remains the last of them that I would call an upscale strip club. Fewer thug ho dancers (which permeates the…

Went to Palazios for the first time this weekend. Used the free cover text message, but had to pay $5 for tax(?). Anyways, we go in and a waitress named "Pam"…

Palazio is one of my favorite austin clubs. P10 is also great and probably better for a "personal touch." But the girls at Palazio are better looking and $65 bottles on Tues…

Well, my meeting ran late so I got a late start and did not make it in until about 12:15 a.m. This was my first visit here. The crowd was…

Visit this place about every other month when in Austin for business. I would say I have a good time about 80 percent of the time. The experience is all over the…

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon on my way out of town, I wasn't expecting a whole lot but I had a couple of hours to kill so what the ..... I got…

Palazio is considered the "upscale" strip club of Austin. Last time I lived in Austin I frequented the club a lot. But it is pretty much a rap/hip-hop club now.…

Great club. Three stages (one main, two on the side) plus there is a gaming/poker/cigar table in the back. The VIP room in the back is huge and you will often see…

Having never been to an Austin Strip club I picked this one based on reviews and advice from a friends. Pros: Clean, a bit posh, good service, smoking area (good if you are a…

Very nice club, nice looking girls, but very low mileage club. I came here for a bachelor party on a busy Friday night. We were able to get a table near the…

Passed by after seeing this club rated #1 on Tuscl. Club is clean, nice seating arrangement and the lighting level is pretty close to perfect. Got helped right away with a drink. Dancer…

Outside of Vegas this is the largest and nicest club I have ever been to. Really impressed. Girls were smoking hot especially for a weekday afternoon. After sitting down a girl came…

I have been to this club plenty of times with my fiance. The club in and out is very nice. Well lit lot with valet service and bouncers at the door. There…

I was staying in Downtown Austin for a couple days. I thought Expose was the only club close to me, but then I discovered the Palazio was not much further, so I…

I'm in town on business and doing a little research pulls up the Palazio being just 10 minute drive from my hotel. Parking is fine though maybe a little dark and…

Visited in the late afternoon and was here for the shift change. Cover was $3, the place was not real crowded when I got here, but slowly filled up as the evening…

After my recent trip to Palazio, I would say that this club has achieved a significant upgrade and may just now be the best club in all of Texas. It is…

First time at a club in Austin. Went back at the end of May and I had an absolutely phenomenal time. Actually we went back that night as…

Server was very, very good and friendly. Got a shot and a few beers. Went around 7pm, and it was pretty sparse. It didn't pick up until about 10 when I left.…

Palazio is my favorite SC in Austin. I try to go every time that I visit the city. The girls are friendly, not too pushy. Lots of dancers at night. Three stages.…