I haven't been for a couple...

I haven't been for a couple of months because I live on the other side of town, so this may be a little dated. Also, I've only been during the day, so carry that as a caveat.

However, the reason I'm recommending this place is for the food. Most strip clubs offer some food, and it's usually pretty bad. I've had some of those $5 steaks that tasted like an old shoe. But the food at Palazio is phenomenal. On most days (and evenings) it would be pretty pricey, but go on Friday's for the lunch buffett. The menu varies from week to week, so it can be a little unpredictable, but I had an angel hair with shrimp marinara sauce that was quite possibly the best I've ever had. I've had some melt-in-your-mouth roast beef, and even some wonderful vegetables. I'm not a sweets person, but my wife kept going back to that dessert tray.

So, the girls... the dancers were in the 8-10 range, including one that I desperately wanted to get a long series of dances from, but not in front of my wife. So, I limited myself to a little bit of stage-side tipping. There was a VIP room that I did not investigate. The club was clean, well lit, but a little loud for lunch conversation. It looks like a place I'd love to spend an evening at, but I gotta tell you, no matter how good the girls are, the food is better.