If you like thick Mexican girls,...

If you like thick Mexican girls, just like most of the clubs in Austin, you should be right at home at Palazio.

The club was crowed on a Tuesday night, but as with most nights, there's very little dancing going on. You really have to like your dancers with a bit of meat on their bones to enjoy the dancers at Palazio.

Even worse are the dancers with AARP cards. At what age do dancers decide to retire? 50? 60?, 70?.