Palazio is my favorite club in...

Palazio is my favorite club in Austin. Last night--a Monday--was a good example of why. I started with an artificial breasted girl from California who I later noticed was probably the most aggressive of the dancers. That wasn't good, and it took a $20 dance before I felt good about sending her off. She, however, allowed unlimited touching of her large boobs. Then there was an exceptionally good looking girl with natural breasts and a comfortable personality who sat down and talked. Talking is good, but this was weird. I had to encourage her to do a dance, and on the second one she announced that she didn't want to be touched this night. She was "working through issues" that seemed to have peaked. She had been dancing for two years and obviously hadn't made a living with that attitude. Somehow I was OK with it this night; she was very beautiful and extremely grateful for my understanding. And I liked her, even though I think she must have been crazy, at least temporarily. After that it was all uphill. One great and personable dancer after another, and all well within my standards of beauty: I like upper 15% faces and real boobs of average size. My favorite dancer was from San Antonio, and I still am not sure if she was Asian, Mexican, or some of each. I spotted her all the way across the large main room, and she made her way over on the basis of eye contact. Her face wasn't upper 1%, but it was young and cute. Her breasts were absolutely incredible. They were not large, but they were very plump, full, and pert. In many years at clubs I've never seen breasts that were this far beyond perfect. They were drive-you-crazy-sexy. And on top of that she just happened to have an ass that was near perfect. I might have preferred an eight of an inch more size, but really. At least her ass also was the best I saw under the stiff competition this night, and it sent me into instant arousal. She did not like mauling of her fantastic breasts and she tended to protect them, but she allowed the occasional caress without complaint. To my mind she was the best of the best, because on the whole I think Palazio has the best overall dancers in Austin.