Porthole - Old Reliable

So it is Saturday night and my Yankees had bounced back and picked up a win against the evil Red Sox. I was feeling pretty good and it was time to party. My buddy and I had watched the game at Ale House and were pumped up. He wanted to go to Scarlett's to celebrate - I was kind of in the mood for a Scarlett's atmosphere but I was not into spending too much money this night - just wanted to celebrate the Yankees win and finish off a great day. He likes Scarlett's - I like Scarlett's but often find it loud, overcrowded and most of all expensive. We are good friends so I just said it - not looking to spend a ton of money tonight and I am not really down for $25 dances - he started laughing when I said that. When I asked him why he was laughing he said the dances at Scarlett's were now $35! Yikes not sure if that is true but for South Florida that is ridiculous for a club like Scarlett's. Club Eleven and possibly Tootsies but Scarlett's $35 laps? Hell no. So he headed off to Scarlett's to plunge his brains out and I settled for what I know would be a more economical visit to the less glamorous world famous Porthole Pub. When I got there the parking lot was crowded. Parking was free (Non regulars sometimes get hussled for parking fees/be aware) and Inside the cover was $10 - so reasonable. There had to be 35 girls working - there were some 5's in the group but on average they were mostly 7's with a couple of 8's. Standard for Porthole. I was down mostly to do some drinking and light tipping and hitting the road - nothing too serious. Music was good and the crowd was good for a Saturday night. I saw a bunch of my regulars in there and some new faces. Porthole closes at 3AM on Saturdays so at about 2:15 I was getting ready to hit the door. Always want to get out of Porthole before closing if possible - the crowd in the parking lot can be rough if you do not. Right about this time - one of the dancers I know there who is a solid 7 approached me for some dances. I am cool with her so I told her up front funds were limited and I was not hitting the ATM again this night. I told her I had like $60 bucks and would not mind spending it on her with $10 laps but the club was so busy there really was no where to sit comfortably. She suggested the two for one dance special cubicle - she said you have always been good to me - I will make sure you enjoy yourself. Every time I see her she says she has a crush on me - you now - stripper talk. She said although there were a ton of people there - they were really not spending and the few that were spending were getting scooped by the over 30 girls working. So off to the room we went - the other curtained booths were taken so the bouncer guy put us in a single curtained booth which was small but at least you had privacy. She was naked within two minutes and I couldn't believe how incredible her body was. I expected good dances - I got good dances and by the third song went from dancing to (even though I didn't expect it) the whole deal in a New York minute.It was such a turn on because it happened so quick and she was so sensual. We were in there about 5 dances - I had $70 and some change in my pocket and I emptied out every penny - was well worth it. I asked here if she was good - she said yes I didn't do it for the money and thank you. I told her that would be better nights on pay and she said - "I know". Smart girl. I went home a very happy guy. Text my buddy to see how things went at Scarlett's - he said awesome but he was in the game for $350 - $400 with drinks. Ouch. Loving Porthole at that moment.