Strip Club or Brothel

It's important on how I ended up visiting. I was hyped to go to gangbang party but soon as I got there a little after 6pm, suppose to be from 4pm to 9pm, a regular told me that chicks got dressed and were heading out so saved me from blowing $50. I was livid because I live in Miami and this is in Cypress Creek. After cooling off for 15 minutes, I decided I'll visit Porthole since I am up this way.

Conveniently, it's right off I95. Not too far east. I read prior reviews about it being in a shopping center/strip mall but it's a trip seeing it live. There's families shopping at a grocer's store and all types of other shops. That was very weird. So I head to the entrance and saw a big brother and assumed he was security to do a pat down. Nope! Just a patron. I go in expecting another guy to pat me down. Nope! Turned out to be the DJ. I head left since the bar is slap dead in your face soon as you enter. I see a fluffy latin chick dancing on stage and then I see some petite AA women, my preference. It was quite a few of them that peaked my interest. I know I looked brand new but not a soul spoke to me. I sat at the south end of the bar and the bartender passed me at least twice and didn't even greet me or asked if I wanted a beverage. There weren't any dances going on just lounging. They were playing hip-hip then randomly switched to a classic rock record when I leaving.

I didn't stay long enough for the 2 for $25 shuffle. The dancers there looked like whores waiting to be chose.