I went to the strip club and a bocce ball game broke out

Wow, the club was packed today. The Old White Guy shuttle seemed to be running all afternoon.

Today there was one white dancer in the midst of all the chocolate. I got a twofer dance from the prettiest one of the bunch (Sosa?) and it was awful. I actually asked her if she was okay. I thought she may have passed out. That was $25 down the drain. I wanted to get up after one song but didn't want to make it worse.

Things were redeemed soon after by Holly. She told me she was about to be half a century old and but she was incredible. I told her about my awful dance and she promised to make it up to me and boy did she.