Porthole Pub
501 E Sample Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33064

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dima
Sep 9, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I decided to visit because I pass in front frequently on my way to my favourite SPA. I walk in no charge because is afternoon, but a lady looking out a horror movie sits where cashier sits....she looks at me as if she never saw a person before....I nod..she just looks down. place is so dark..coming from outide in sunny florida..for 10 seconds I can t figure out where I m. When I regain sight I see around 20 strippers looking at me....because I m only costumer I realize. I walk to bathroom just to get a glimpse of premises. All of the strippers said something to me...or grabbed my arm...like zombies beggong for blood(cash..).I go to restroom..wich is smaller than in an airplane..and the male attendant walks in to make sure I leave tip. While I urinate I stares at me...I start cursing the moment I decided to walk in this venue. I wash my hands and he gives me liquid soap...and stands behind me...no peace. Give one dollar and he says nothing...just stares at my poor dollar..as if it was not enough...I walk out..grab a seat..one anorexical dancer was on platform..not really a stage....almost all girls are afro American..2 Spanish..allo of them with signs of repeated pregnancies and bellies that prove they love to quaff beer.No more than 24 seconds since I sit in corner by industrial trash can..as in parking lot of trucks...waitress shouts from 9 feet what I want to drink. I do not drink...but she says I have to....so I say water..she pics the smallest bottle of water I ve ever seen...and from 12 feet she make gesture with hand I have to stand up..go to her and pick my bottleeee. So I politely ask from distance how much..she shouts back 6 dollars.....I stand up...walk to exit door while she shouts to me" YOU HAVE TO MAKE CHOICES BABY". I DID. I WALKED AWAY and urge any normal minded costumer to bring is business somewhere else. THIS PLACE IS ABISMAL. should be renamed RAT HOLE

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