Only worth visiting if you're into dive clubs and are not looking for spinners

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This is a long rambling review of a dive-club thus skip it if short on time/patience

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I have reviewed this club several time b/f.

For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole, Porthole is a mixed club that is laid-out like a neighborhood dive-bar vs a flashy strip-club - the…