Sunday Football & Hoes

I will not waste the readers time with full layout details - documented many times on tuscl. In a nutshell, small neighborhood bar - one main stage and multiple curtained/separated dance rooms to the right of the stage. It has been a while since I made a day trip to the Porthole. It was football Sunday so I figured I would give it a shot.

I arrived quite early approx 3PM. Free parking and no cover - can't beat it. Once you get in the door you have to adjust your eyes from the sunlight for a couple seconds. When I entered the bar I went to the back right of the bar to settle in and watch the game. Not a sports bar by any means but plenty of tvs for viewing.

I was pleasantly surprised - decent crowd in the club and the ratio of dancers to customers was pretty good. I rough counted at least 20 girls. Now let me make this clear - the range of quality of the girls was a little astounding. I saw at least four straight up dogs - I mean old, ugly and a couple that looked like they were on a special kind of high.