Porthole Pub
501 E Sample Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33064

Porthole First Timer

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iheartboobs42
May 5, 2018, 3:53 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

First time at Porthole and didn’t disappoint. Thanks to Papi and many others I felt like I knew what i was doing and what to expect. Showed up around 530 after some fun 95 Traffic. Huge strip mall and really not much signage but I knew where it was. One thing I liked is the parking. Since its a strip mall there is parking everywhere. A little different than what I will and have experienced at some of the other Papi favorites. Walked in and paid no cover or anything. One thing is when door shut behind me I was blind. It was so dark in there at first I thought I’d smash into the wall as i started walking in. Old white guy so was a bit worried maybe I wouldn’t fit in. Definitely not the case. Never felt uncomfortable at all. Walked around bar and took a seat at high chair along wall. No waitress yet, she came in around 7 maybe. Barkeep was chatting it up but I finally got her attention and got a bottled water. I don’t drink much at all so another reason i thought I might not fit in. Bar is where most people liked to sit. Filled up pretty quickly. Stage is in front and girls do 2 or 3 songs at a time. It’s a small stage. Didn’t see many tippers. I went up to try and get a few gals attention, worked on one or two. When you tip they show you all you’d like to see. Probably about 10 girls working, I’d say 9 AA and maybe 1 Latina or Cuban. Number went up as the night got later. Maybe no 10s but I’d say 7s and 8s. I like thicker AA women so my rating may be a bit higher than others. Still whatever your size you’d have some choices. I tried to be a bit patient withou being rude. I did end up having probably 5-6 or 10 dollar dances in my chair. I was a lame guy at first, even the girl had to put my hands all over her. Kind of strange for me to do that out in open. Let’s say i got used to it. I am awful with names so I’m sorry i cant help with that. The 4th girls was fun and definitely had a great time. Was shocked in open what i could do. This was after i watched, not stared, at a dude getting a handy right at high chair in front of me. Nice job by him! And her! Every half hour they’d do the 2 for 1 in the cubicles. I think there are 4 of them and with 2 spots in each 8 people can go at a time. Maybe there is another place but I didn’t see it. I didn’t do one of those until later and to be honest I’m not sure what I could have done. By this point I was just happy with the grinding and the hands roaming everywhere, both hers and mine. Gave her 35 bucks and she seemed happy. Really fun time. Will return. One negative is a lot of the girls, and I can’t blame them, stayed with their regulars most of the time. There were 1 or 2 I would have liked to get a dance with but they either were with regulars or just sat next to stage on the couches. This happened more and more after it got more crowded strangely. Only a couple seemed a little unhappy if i said no or not yet. I guess I cold have walked up to ones on the couches but I play hard to get! Thanks to all reviewers for details. Really makes things easier trying new places. Will submit a couple other on this SF trip I hope.

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