Box Of Chocolates

Based on the up and down reviews since my last visit to this area I wasn't sure on what to expect. The dancers were mostly average with a couple lookers, hence the slightly above average rating. Got there just before shift change. Recognized Bambi from prior but declined so I could check out the evening shift. Didn't get approached for quite a while and I was Ok with that and not going out of my way to tip or be noticed as the choice was mostly bite size chocolate and none that really stuck out. Finally, a fuller bodied girl made her way over.

Not chocolate, but not white chocolate either. So different is good. I forget where she said she was from, might have been Cuba or Colombia. Either way, accent was heavy, but she had a good personality. Like I said, a little meat on the bones and honestly fairly attractive. One of the 7's or higher for sure. Negotiated the song special, she agreed to make it a 2/4 song special, meaning 2 specials, 4 songs. Through in a small tip and I left a happy guy for under $100 including my drink. Not a great day for variety and choice, but like most of my other trips here, there is always one or two you can find if you are and have the time to be patient.

Good end to a slow travel day and made for a good night sleep before a quick meeting in the AM and flight back home. Porthole in my opinion is truly the Forrest Gump of southern Florida clubs in this area, you never know what your gonna get, but the mileage is always there if you want it. If only this place had a dancer named Jenny and a Bubba or Captain Dan for bouncer and DJ.