Porthole - Back On Track

As mentioned in the numerous reviews on tuscl - Porthole is your basic dive bar converted into a strip club. It is your neighborhood bar with strippers. Now to be clear during the day time the club is a mix of white and black clientele and at night typically 90% Black/Haitian/Jamaican and ten percent white. So if you are uncomfortable in a crowd with mixed ethnicities - this may not be the club for you. Club door fee is $10 on weekends and $5 on weekdays. I am a beer drinker - $6. Dances are ten dollars on the floor and $25 in the back in curtained cubicles. They often run two for one specials - 2 Dances for $25 in the back. I would say extras are available during the day with about 90% of the girls and at night maybe 60%.

On this night, there was a fairly full crowd. I am guessing there were approximately 34 girls working which is a big number for this size club. I would say a majority were 6 to 7's, some 5's and a couple 8's in the crew. I thnk there were about six papi big bootie girls. This club went through some management changes in the past couple of years - and some wavy waters and inconsistencies on club rules. I found the feel in the club positive on this night. I noticed a Manager on the floor and at least three security guards in house.

On this night, the club was so full - there really wasn't a spot to get some dances on the floor. I wanted to test drive a couple of girls before plunging into the 2 for $25. Most of the girls were friendly and I was having a good time with casual tipping on floor. The club used to be a 4AM club but now closes at 3AM on Saturday and 2AM on all other nights. I was thinking I had a good time and was about to call it a night around 2:15AM when I was approached by a slim AA - the club had suddenly cleared out a bit. This petite AA dancer took me to one of the seats opposite of the bar. I agreed to some ten dollar dances. Man - a good move - this girl gave an incredible grind. She did not mention any extras or push the $25 dance room. While I intended to make it there - with this little hottie - she busted me. She was amazing - I tipped her well and she asked me to come back and see her again.