A warehouse o’strippers!!

Returning on a couple Friday afternoons ago from a meeting in Miami, I decided to visit the legend before flying home. Tootsie’s sits on a major street, with a big sign in front and a massive Walmart-size parking lot with massive Walmart-size pick-up trucks in it. Next to the lot is what appears to be a 1/4 mile long building. The back part of the building appears to be some kind of warehouse. The front part has an entrance awning, with lots of off-duty babes (mostly AA) hanging out. At the time I went (5-ish), no parking lot fee, no cover, not even an ID check, just a guy waving me through. It was happy hour till 8 and mixed drinks were only $5.50, beer even less.

When you enter, it appears to be a former Home Depot or similar, converted into a massive strip club. Off to the sides are smaller rooms with names like “Jungle Room” and an empty “Knockers” with empty bar and at least 4 pool tables. This is one club you could truly get lost in on a busy night.

After using the restroom (equipped with very polite and friendly troll), I went to the smaller bar to the left of the entrance. It was nearly full, just guys from the dock (or from college) in T-shirts, no girls. Except for the hot and delightfully slutty girl behind the bar. Plus some guy behind the bar and later walking around the club in a suit with an earpiece, looking like Vladimir Putin’s twin brother. Doesn’t look like a manager you’d want to cross, especially if like Vlad he does judo.