Fun to be had, but super expensive

First time back to Tootsie's since the before times (pre COVID). At 4pm ish on a Wednesday, the GIANT parking lot was about a quarter full. No cover, no temp check. There was a door guy asking me if he could find me a seat. I can walk around looking for ass without his help, so I declined. The place is as ginormic as I remember. Had to be at least 40 girls there. All viraties. They ranged from 6-9's. AA, of course Cubans, no Asians that I saw, Some white American girls, as well as Eastern Euro's and a smoking hot mid 20's athletic white blond with perfect fake boobs that we will get to later. I had a lot of them come up and chat for a bit. They all were friendly, and didn't seem to be rushing me into a VIP room. I prefer that tactic, but none of them did it for me until I saw the blond.

Server came around, and brought me my Bud for $5. I think that's what it was. I gave her a $20, and asked for singles as my change, and I didnt count it. The music was loud, but not too loud. I can't stand it when it is over the top. I tipped some randoms at the center stage, and saw one I liked. The aforementioned blond. She looked like a college volleyball player with great tits. I tipped her a couple bucks when she was behind this brass rail thing at the center stage. She came over to me when she was done. We chatted about nothing important, then decided to do some $25 test drives in the VIP lap dance area. Was pretty private, with dividers between each dance area. Plus there weren't many people in the room at the time. She offered great 2 way contact, and made sure to pay attention to Mr. Happy. I asked her what was available in the private rooms. She said whatever I wanted. But when she said $150 to the house, and $500 for her for 30 minutes, I had to walk away. I mean, I did want to have her... badly, but even if I got her down a hundred bucks, it would still be more than I could live with. I called it after the 2 songs. So me, and my stripper bankroll passed on her.

I never did go upstairs, as I figured if the downstairs was too pricey, it wasn't going to get more affordable up there. So all in all there is fun to be had there, BUT, it is a poor value. I also timed 3 different songs while I was there, and none of them were longer than 3:15. There also was no other options that split the difference. Maybe something like a 15 minute option, or something like that.