Front Room

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I just took a shit on sjg's privacy fence. His mother hit me with a broom.

After reviewing all these message board topics over the last several months, I’m beginning to think that Papi Chulo would probably like the clubs I visit. Or, perhaps I would like the clubs he visits. I have been to ONE…

I recently learned that one of my favs dances at another bar. Ive been used to getting LFK and over the pants HJ from her for a year, have always tipped well along with always buying her drinks. I let…

It's start of spring break - it is jumping - babes waking the street in bikini on Ocean Dr (next to the beach) - and the ebonies wearing g-strings showing-off what sets them apart (da booty). Got on the normally less-congested…

Try it Take a huge shit IN THE TANK of the toilet, then many future users will encounter poop pulp and chunks when it flushes =) Or have you ever unwittingly encountered an upper decker when YOU flushed? This is fun to do…

https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=64466 Muddy9 and some of those like him, they go on and on about buying this kind of service from a strip club dancer. They don't seem to understand that lap dancing started in the front room, at SF MBOT. Mostly…

Sitting at Olive Garden having a late-lunch (no decent Italian restaurants in my Cuban hood) - about 5 starff-members a few feet from me start screaming about someone's birthday and break into song - I find that shit so annoying…

These are peeps born after 1980 (technically 1977) - DC is one. They generally try to avoid conflicts and physical fights. Want to live and let live - at least want it that way - and give it a decent try. Part…

This morning I ate a grapefruit. 4 oranges. 3 pieces of toast. 3 bowls of oatmeal. A gallon of coffee

I wanna create a Crappiness Score for Strip Clubs. Throw in here stuff you don't like in a strip cub. I'll start 1. Club has minimum drink requirement 2. Greater than 50% of bartenders are males 3. You see bouncer/manager strutting around the floor…

I loathe shitstain children, too. Accompanying link detailing the madness - https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/school-bus-driver-abandons-students-pupils-petrol-station-lori-ann-mankos-northampton-school-a8815336.html

What does everyone (guys & girls) prefer? Would you rather have more lighting so you can see the dancer better OR would you rather have less lighting so everyone else can’t peek in and see what you’re doing in the room? (Caveat:…

https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=62644 Thanks for all the advice on this thread guys. I need more help though. I got bigger problems. I took your advice and got divorced. I left her the house becsuse she moved her boyfriend in there. I rented a nice townhouse…

Papi mane was complaining about the speed of tuscl yesterday. Founder said if you have too many people on ignored it may slow down your experience... If you are too slow to get the trolls then tuscl is too slow…

please post a picture of your pussy, and we will judge who has the pinkest and prettiest vagina. contest starts NOW good luck

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99% of the time the conversations are filled with arrogant one sided political arguments. Both sides are guilty. It’s not what I came here for. I developed a habit of checking this board whenever I had even a second of…

This is a petition to the UK Parliament. I would sign it if I could. Petition Decriminalise prostitution to promote safety Even though their job is legal, prostitution laws prevent women from working together. Sex workers often have to choose between keeping…

Whybis everyone mentioning their Automatic Transmission Fluid on here. Inthought this site wss about strippers

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is your ATF's rating? A. E…

b/c owning one is probably a license to print $$$. I'm at one now (~7:30pm) and there's a line inside the store 15-deep plus a line of cars at the drivethru - only place I consistently see with lines.

I started a thread back in October about the NBA season. TUSCL wouldn't let me post a new comment to that thread, so I started a new thread. In my October thread, I predicted the Celtics and…

Because I really get into it. Like dry humping, really doing as much motion if not more than the dancer. But judging by the comments I get from most dancer such as “dude you gotta chill” “relax” and “god damn…

Chessmaster hasn't posted in over 2-months where he was a pretty-regular poster in the past - sent him a PM which has remained unread - hope he's ok. There was someone else I had in mind that also hasn't posted but…