WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. What's the difference between a West Virginia stripper and a flying pig?
A. The letter F.
Q. What do a West Virginia stripper and a bear with a thorn in its foot have in common?
A. They both like to suck their paw.