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Had an interesting experience last night. Dancer I haven't seen for 6 or 7 months texts me at 8pm. She was heading off with some girlfriends on vacation and they all 3 got mad at each other and left her…

The Atlantic recently conducted research on the issue of political prejudice to discover where in America, the least politcally tolerant people reside. The small community of Watertown NY was found to be the most politically tolerant. As you can…

Auction off your virginity to the highest bidder. I'm talking 6 figures. You're always making attention-seeking posts about guys you flirt with, and you are clearly terrible at flirting; you probably are the type of girl who would talk about…

Look out, AOC & Jussie Smollett - https://www.wmur.com/article/police-man-killed-wife-2-friends-when-they-wouldnt-let-him-drive-drunk/26760700

Happened some time ago - PL is making it rain big time on stage. Dollars flying everywhere with much of them landing on the floor. After the song I'm passing the stage and the dancer asked me to help her…

Goodbye!

Congrats to all dancers for being the fairer sex. All the real men out there appreciate you! This congrats does not apply to the girly guys like txtittyfag... It is for LADIES ONLY!

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/california/articles/2019-03-07/police-suspect-shot-man-over-30k-in-stripper-fees

Some people don't drink; some people drink a little; some people drink too much and some people cannot stop drinking. Which one are you? Personally I not only drink too much, I drink it in a weird way.…

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why shouldn't you have sex with a…

Something that would enhance your experience at a strip club. A lot of clubs I've been in have been cold so some way to bundle the girl up might be helpful and get you free value while she sits in your…

Three people were arrested Thursday in a raid at an Oklahoma City strip club, the culmination of a two-year investigation, police said. Heather Emerson-Billings, 43; Bruce Krenz, 60; and Paul Cassidy, 56, were taken into custody after search warrants were served…

So I found a piece of tech that is extremely useful and powerful in - certain - strip clubs. It is called the TV-B-Gone: https://www.tvbgone.com The TV-B-Gone is a small $20 key fob remote control that turns off televisions... ALL TELEVISIONS! Get…

Tulsi Gabbard is really the only dem worth anything.

for getting to bend Kate Beckinsale over. Life is cruel.

and am not sure I'm being suspicious for no reason It's weird because last night wasn't the first time i talked to her, it wasn't even the second but anytime she had told me where she was from, she never…

I would like to know the actual date of the reviewers visit. Day and time is not enough. The visit could have been a year ago. I read a review recently and that reviewer mentioned a dancer that I have…

What happens if a stripper gives you a blowjob and during the blow job her lips fall off and get stuck to your weiner?

Has TUSCL looked slower the last few days or is it just me?

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I know HOA's can be a big pain in the ass and you got to carry a bit paddle so you can turn those power trippin board members over your knee and blister their backsides. I can help you…

Which clubs do you get the most mileage at? Used to Live in AZ over 10 years ago. My favorite spots where Christies on Washington, Band Aids and Skin, Hi Liter

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I don’t want to tell anyone that they are having fun wrong so please indulge my curiosity, do you ever hit a club thinking you know what you want out of a particular visit, or even a specific dancer, and…

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when she…