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Apparently it clears President Trump of colusion. I bet all the talking heads who were claiming this was going to be his downfall are going to apologize for their irresponsible reporting. They should hire us to report on these things.…

Most popular stripper last night (Monday) making lots of money from other PLs, stops to chat with me, 62 y.o., not now nor ever been a looker, suggests going to dinner for "our first date." I was not spending much…

One Hundred and fifty years ago, we were an agrarian society. No government programs existed. Instead, we had large families. With no birth control pills or condoms, and high infant mortality, it was not unusual for a wife to give…

"she at one point said about her days as a stripper, “I had to go strip, I had to go, ‘Oh yeah, you want to f*ck me? Yeah yeah yeah, let’s go back to this hotel,’ and I drugged n****s…

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the most ironic thing that…

Play hose lounge www.nj .com article from March 25 2019

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https://www.nj.com/passaic-county/2019/03/nj-strip-club-shut-down-after-undercover-investigation-leads-to-prostitution-arrests.html *Anybody hear about this?

You know like speed dating with name tags or whatever kind of get together. Any interesting stories? Success or failure. I think I want to try something like this to get out of the clubs for a little bit. I…

Apple had an event today. It was the sort of nothing-burger we’ve come to expect in the Tim Cook era. This Onion parody captured the mood. CUPERTINO, CA—At a highly anticipated press event at its Silicon Valley headquarters Tuesday afternoon, tech…

Warren Buffett says US health care must be revamped or it will be left to the government -- which will probably make it worse Complacency will make fixing the nation's health-care system a daunting task, according to Warren Buffett, whose Berkshire…

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Prostitution at PH lounge? Nooooo.... https://www.nj.com/burlington/2019/03/nj-strip-club-stole-my-tips-tried-to-prostitute-me-in-champagne-rooms-former-dancer-says-in-lawsuit.html

Former Stormy Daniels douchebag attorney Michael Avennati arrested: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/03/25/michael-avenatti-to-be-charged-with-wire-and-bank-fraud.html

Copied-pasted from the best amazon review ever...The Secret transformed his life, after it was in chaos from his shitting problems... The Secret saved my life!, December 4, 2007 By Ari Brouillette Please allow me to share with you how “The Secret” changed my…

Has anyone been banned from sa and gotten around it? What did you do? Use a different IP address? So far I've created two new profiles with new emails and they were deleted. (Same laptop used) How do you…

How many different ways can they keep shooting themselves in the foot? Do they really have such a poor grasp on the political landscape in places outside of CA and NY? First, they went all-in on the ridiculous Trump narrative…

We have discussed this before but it pops up from time to time and it will be good to discuss something on topic for a change in another thread someone mentioned that lap dances were mostly air dances years ago I have…

I very often read or at least skim all the reviews posted the day before over breakfast. I thought I noticed a significant drop in the number of reviews each day so I went back several months and quickly counted.…

Just an update on myself since i do have a small pocket of resistance that actually love my ass lol To the massess that don't give a fuck my apologies for a of topics and useless thread. Been 2 busy to be…

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when she…

For those who are currently or have been married: 1. How many years have you been married (or were you married for those who are divorced or widowed)? 2. Of those married years, how many years featured a satisfying sex…

I think about many different things throughout the day, but at least 50% of the time it’s sex. Is this normal? Also, as a dancer are you horny a lot of the time? If I was in something sexy (or…

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