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I need to stop dreaming about and googling how to get top grades in law school and focus on getting in first hahahahajajaajajjajhaha Omg in the shower I was thinking how the fuck am I gonna get top grades while…

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Anyone know of a good spots in Punta Cana to find a female companion? What are the good strip clubs in the area? How about getting a personal driver out there to take you place? I have heard a lot…

Now *this* is the most junior high thread on TUSCL. No other thread can surpass it.

There's a well known "out of this world" club in Tampa that happens to have a webcam pointing at their main stage and one in their dressing room. If you're not familiar with this, you can log in to…

Police and thieves in the streets (oh yeah) Fighting the nation with their guns and ammunition Police and thieves in the street (oh yeah) Scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition From genesis to revelation, yeah The next generation will be hear me All the…

Because there's a clock on the stove....

DISCLAIMER:I AM NOT SERIOUS. -ideal candidate : -top 10% law school grad or won awards in law school for trial advocacy - has political ambitions -very, very sweet :) -good manners -must be socially intelligent -has to be passionate about being a friendly , fun…

Let's have some hypothetical situations. Some of these are much easier choices imo than others but I want to see if there are any outliers. If given a choice between these options which would you choose? 1. A. All the sex you've…

Go early? When they’re freshly showered and before they’ve had a round or three of cocks? Go later? After they’re buzzed and lubed up by other people’s alcohol money and they’re primed to go? Thoughts?

Headed to Mexico next week end and I can’t decide if I want Trump to close the border after I get there or not. Grin. I really doubt that could happen but it does add a dynamic that hasn’t been…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club Comments (club wall) seem to be limited to 100 available to see on my device. the older comments drop off as a new comment is posted. my very first comments are not visible.

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass" Then he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away.…

Two friends went to a strip club. When they got inside, they noticed two seats conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, they took the seats. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind…

I was out to dinner last night with friends. We started talking about funny strip club memories. Story 1: My friend told the story of a girl he was getting dances with at the old Platinum Plus Columbia. This was several…

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What do you think? Should strip clubs ban Cardi B songs? https://www.wkrn.com/news/deja-vu-says-it-will-no-longer-feature-cardi-b-songs-in-wake-of-scandal/1885838701

Legends in Detroit has a job opening for a cook: "Legends Detroit in Detroit, MI is looking for one experienced line cook to join our team. Our ideal candidate is self-driven, ambitious, and engaged. Willing to work nights and weekends. Please apply…

Is it bad I felt bad? Usually when I see my fave, she’s either just finished giving a lapdance or will get other guys to say Yes One night, no one would say Yes , I had already gotten one and after…

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when her…

I thought I was the only one. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/03/29/share-americans-not-having-sex-has-reached-record-high/?utm_term=.cec7b0245292

I took a break since November. A few reasons for it but whatever that ain’t even that long. I saw what was my CF at the time last night and got some vanilla ass dances. I tried sucking titties..nope, licking…

Ugh I fucking love cute boys.

Am i the only one that thinks he is a coward bastard inbred cocksucker

Am i the only one that thinks he is a coward bastard inbred cocksucker