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A Rising City man tried to pay for an hourlong private dance at a Lincoln strip club with counterfeit $100 bills last week, a police spokeswoman said. An employee at The Foxy Gentleman's Club, 1823 O St., called police just before…

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q What's…

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room at the convent. They are warned however, by Mother Superior, that they are not to get so much as a drop of paint on their habits. They are unsure of how to…

Ever been fingering a stripper, look down at your hand and think, yeah that'll fit? Then just go for it? Did that for the first time over the weekend lol.

I just rejected a review that started out like this: “was on weekend visit in Chattanooga back in summer 2016 when i stopped here” WTF? A review from a visit three years ago? At least he was honest. If he…

Women around the world work hard to get our attention. They shave their legs, their pits and (some of them) their koochies. They spend lots of time and money on their hair and their makeup. Women put themselves on display…

"A few years ago, I graduated with honors from a prestigious private university where I had received a full-tuition scholarship. And for over two years, I have been working as a stripper." https://www.huffpost.com/entry/college-graduate-stripper_n_5c93dc5ae4b057f733080fba

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did the PL say his ATF…

At my age, I think having a threesome is the best of all worlds. If I fall asleep, at least the girls will have someone to talk too.

So I have two tickets to the championship game. I am planning on going up Friday night. I have read the reviews and there does not look to be a reason to club there. Should I bring…

ever go to one? if so, what was your experience?

From a recent review of an NJ club - I'm intimately familiar w/ aggressive tip-parades in Miami and put my PL-foot down to deal w/ it but apparently NJ PLs can't bring themselves to say no to dancers in g-strings: Breathless Rahway,…

She looks young but if she is old enough she should be a stripper Wheely impressive https://imgur.com/gallery/dY77jNR

Because his arms were too short to reach his weiner

To all you tj mongers do you use pesos or dollars. I am thinking about using pesos to save money.

Also im acting like I'm in high school...I suddenly feel the urge to put makeup when theyre here now cuz I feel the urge to put makeup on whenever a guy is over even if he is ugly ugh Is…

Seriously, wasn't this already played out? I like a good flame war as much as the next person, but I can't imagine anyone here condones predatory behavior.

Today I am recalling the greatest April Fools stunt ever -- Sidd Finch, Mets pitcher who could throw 168 mph as featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated in 1985. Here is a wiki link, for those too young…

It has happened to me several times over the years. The latest one was last Saturday with a dancer that I have known for many years. She has only rarely been working at the club over the last couple of…

I don't normally pay much attention to poll work but damn Fast forward to 2:25 https://youtu.be/KcHAXXozU64

We are gathered here today to morn the loss of a very dear members of the tuscl church. Pistola/txtittyfag has passed away. This is such a senseless tragedy that was completely unnecessary. Pistola/txtittyfag passed away while eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.…

I use to go out with a girl who would drink till she puked. Take her out to a bar she would drink beer all night til she was ready to leave. Then she would do 2 or 3 shots.…

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Joe Biden has been criticized for standing behind a woman, leaning forward and smelling her hair. It is said that Biden “violated the woman’s personal space.” Good God Almighty! Next thing you know it will be considered “inappropriate” to politely sniff a…

After 6 years on this site, I was shocked to see a TUSCL newsletter in my e-mail inbox for the first time. I think it is a brilliant idea to have regularly contributing members pen the various columns. What was…