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Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Spanglish has few rules and many variations and the guys from cypress hills are of Cuban descent in a Mexican environment and totally baked with the loser leaf so you have to try to get the message they are trying…

There’s an older loser standing behind my chair eye raping a skinny girl on stage. He is staring at her intently, clearly enjoying immensely whatever perverse fantasy she triggers for him. He goes up to tip her and hands her…

HOUSTON — A verbal altercation at a southwest Houston strip club led to a double shooting along the Southwest Freeway early Wednesday, police said. The incident happened before 3 a.m. near Beechnut, according to Officer Ragsdale with the Houston Police Department. Police…

Q. What happened to the PL when a fortune teller told him he was going to come into money? A. He met a stripper named Penny.

What keeps you coming back for more from that special cutie at your club, cause she is worth every penny, right??

Says for one person, upper class starts at an income around $78,000 I disagree. I in no way consider myself upper class if I make more than that. Do you? https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/09/affordable-us-cities-for-the-middle-class-to-buy-a-home.html

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Hey if anyone who speaks spanish and can translate it it for me on some songs it would be appreciated. Some of this shit google translate won't even translate because I assume it is slang. Cypress Hill fans help…

I get a large sized pizza for my brothers. One of them eats nearly all of it, except for the crust and then throws it out in the trash. And now every once in a while, he will go back…

Here’s a couple I’ve gotten. Still trying to figure out what if they really mean what they say or if they’re just marketing tools. “Been thinking about you” “You’ve been on my mind” “You know where to find me” I’m sure you guys…

Lets see how many ppl do this lmao

Wish I could upload pix ugn

Anyone else ever do this? Use lap dances or club visits as reward for getting something done or changing personal habits? I'm under certain limits (agreement with wife), but one day thought: I'm susceptible to pleasure as motivation.…

I just reviewed another strip club. Of course, another dive bar club. Well, actually a dive juice bar. This was in Missouri and thus a non-express club. This club had a dungeon with handcuffs, whips, riding crops, and shackles. One…

https://www.orsm.net/i/gallery/pictures/love-a-girl-who-loves-a-beer-02~108608.html Brilliant idea: let’s ask Nicole1994 to post a photo of herself holding a beer just like this! ;)

I am looking for high mileage SCs in Van Nuys. Would appreciate recommendations.

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Unless it’s packed with loser leaf, just smoke cigs or vape, both are healthier.

Enjoying my $1 short stack at IHOP today.

I think it's time for me to stop going to strip clubs and date a woman my own age. I found a good candidate right here in the paper: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7050523/Christie-Brinkley-65-sizzles-string-bikini-catches-rays-island-getaway.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2HpARBnvkKgWOkXBAsYaRiZ_NKTUtBRUbBCziK9sdfF7myp0INbOUhjio

Q. Why was I surprised when I found a dead stripper in the trunk of my car? A. Because I remember putting two in there yesterday.

Flight delayed and I am stuck overnight at LAX. Getting rental car, what's the best value?