Front Room

I read a review where the PL writes it was free admission but required a mandatory drink, $6 + tip. Do you tip for a mandatory drink? Ok, it is only a $1 or $2. But I do not tip for a mandatory…

Just rejected this review of the Cloakroom in DC. Funnily enough, one of the maybe three words that got spelled correctly by accident is "Jackie". lol ===== Cloakroom  WashingtonD.C. Monday Evening Ihxhdhdhf Hxhxjxjxjxnnxjxkxkxjdjckjckxkxjdbfbfnjcjxjx Dudjjdjdjdjdjdnksjcjxjdjkdifickfkd Jdjdjdjjdjdjxjdjd Jdjdjdjjdjd Jdusjsuudjdjdudjdjjdkckckfkdkjshshzuxhdjxjncn kc Hshdiciivjfjdndjdjcjixisisizuu jdndnjdjdjdjf Jdusjshgahsififisujshdjdhdnfncjjfjdjrnjfjdjcidjdjjd Duudhdjdjd Hdhdhixicixududjxjjxjxjxjxjxjxjjxjxjxjxjxjxjxjjxjdkdksjjsjsjsjsjsjjxjxjxjdjxjxjjxjcjcjcjcjdjjskskskskakskkskskskskskskskskskskskskksksks Jskskskskskksksksksksksks Jsjskskskskxkxkxkxkxkxkkxkdkxkxkxkdkdkdkdkdkjxkdkdjdkdkkdj jdjdkdjdi I j I jk I jcjdkdj j i I i…

He's a good-looking guy though: https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/viral/twitter-cant-get-enough-of-this-photo-of-melania-trump-and-justin-trudeau/vi-AAGmf9t?ocid=spartandhp

Has anyone ever seen TUSCLer "DickyDoo2" reject a review? We're halfway thru the day and he has approved 17 of the 34 published reviews with zero rejections (and I can only assume he hasn't approved more bc others approoved thwlem b/f…

And when comes to women I have impossibly high standards Gee thanks money!

Assuming it's true but I don't doubt it given all the chump-stories/reviews I've read on TUSCL over the years. From a recent review: Zanzibar Tavern Toronto, Ontario adammystery Fool me twice. August 26, 2019 So I went in here with a friend of…

That thing was so good I couldn't watch porn; just had to lay back and close my eyes. Once I figured it out I came faster than I have in years.

I know many of us think twerking just simply comes down simply shaking your big ass and exciting men, but BOY the performance of a good twerker is flipping hard as hell. And it hurts your back, at least for…

I posted a review on July 30. Today when I tried to check reviews it is asking me to get VIP access. When I tried to post a review it says my review was within last 30 days.If I post…

One of the other South Florida TUSCLers might have posted about this already, but just in case...the club is re-opening on Thursday. Never had the pleasure of going to the old club, but I've heard stories about it being quite…

And we now have the documentation to prove it. The governmen’t’s case, and all this talk of child sex trafficking, was bullshit. https://reason.com/2019/08/26/secret-memos-show-the-government-has-been-lying-about-backpage/

I used to think “squirters” were just an urban legend. I had canoodled women all over the world as thoroughly and vigorously as I knew how but I had never made a woman “squirt!” At least not until Diah came along.…

First off, before we start, I knew these threads would eventually draw troll imitations. On TUSCL, anything done long enough gets trolled. Eh, we make use of the Ignore feature and press on. I've been looking forward to this one,…

You have to put your dick in one of them, which one would you pick?

You know, the umbilicus, commonly called the belly button. That unique punctuation in the middle of your favorite woman’s abdomen. No, they’re not nipples (nothing tops nipples). For one thing, there’s only one. But like nipples, each one…

Is there any interest again this year?

The level of fucktardery seems to have decreased somewhat, though I notice a familiar voice or two under new names. Fortunately, while not as nice as it used to be, the ignore features still works. Kinda wish it *actually* put…

And we are talking skill, not athleticism. Skill, by definition, requires expertise. Thus, while a sport like basketball is very demanding and generally requires a lot of talent, a person like Shaq, who couldn't shoot a free throw to save…

I might've messed up an opportunity by being too direct with my message (if there even was one). I straight up offered $200 for an hour, got no response and followed up with "what's your price" when I saw that…

Another horrible hate crime. Obviously, the attack was motivated solely by race, and had nothing to do with the parents finding a 17 year old boy hiding in the bedroom closet of their 15 year old daughter. https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-parents-kidnapping-assaulting-teen-daughters-bedroom-apparent-hate-crime

Absolute dirtiest strip clubbing story you have. Spare no details

Seeing multiple discussions from PL's asking how to decline a tip, dance, drink, etc. for a dancer or bar girl without "being a dick" or without "being disrespectful." Gentlemen, sac up, please! Are you worried about being a dick by…

And to be there for fat customers who ask strippers for a dance and still get told no. Lets start the debate.

Reading today’s Boston Globe I was reading the Travel section and there was an article about a new “boutique” hotel in a rather upscale section of the city. It concluded with the following: “nightly rates from mid-200s to $400 depending on…

This movie comes out in theaters in less than three weeks. It is about strippers at Scores drugging and robbing customers during the late-2000s financial crisis, then eventually getting caught. It is based on a true story. It definitely has…