So... I gave a stripper an orgasm during a lapdance... lol

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• datinman

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  5 years ago

  I don't think you are lying. Her orgasm may have even been genuine. I don't want to be a buzzkill, but I have developed a different perspective over the years. Some women orgasm easily. Some require more effort. In a club situation, however, I feel like it is more like the dancer was horny and "allowed" herself to orgasm than my superior studly skills "made" her cum. Dancers please chime in. I would love to be wrong : )
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  If a dude can LDK there's no reason a stripper can't break one off for herself as well. It happens. Enjoy it when it does.
• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  Yes it’s happened to me a few times. Not trying brag there is a good chance it’s a smart sales technique that absolutely works. One thing I would recommend to all dancers to get customers to come back! Fake that shit and be submissive as hell. Makes me and my wallet melt.
• DenimChicken

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  5 years ago

  These situations to me are kinda like when you notice a coworker is hot. But when you are outside of work you don't focus on them as much...then you realize they are 'office-hot'. If you are one of the nicer people that treats her well etc...when she's at work she may seek you out and cut loose because you are one of the best options or maybe THE best in her mind! So just take the W and enjoy it and enjoy the ride as long as you can. She also COULD really be into you, but always take the defensive approach! You are still a paying customer and most girls don't view customers and civilians the same if they met you in the club.
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  Excellent Kegel. Perfect sales technician.
• CJKent (Banned)

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  5 years ago

  @tehposts Video or it didn't happen! 😊 Good times, good times “Men don't "give" them. Men create the context in which women can have them” In my Limited Experiences and Humble Opinion you have to create and environment where she fell safe, comfortable, relaxed, and aroused enough so she can let herself go enough to climax. Sometimes happens and you don’t even know what you were doing right. Like when I made my All Time Favorite Woman squirt. [view link] The clitoris is a dinosaur looking organ, equivalent to the penis, inside the woman’s body, and likes his shaft (G-Spot) stimulated. Historical accounts of the clitoris are plagued by disparagement or ignorance. Ignorance persists today. I uploaded pics of how the clitoris is described more accurately now days. [view link] [view link] [view link] “Comedians might be funny, but they don’t “make” us laugh. We release laughter from deep within ourselves when conditions feel right. Rather than “giving” women orgasms, men should focus on what allows women to have them. These suggestions increase her likelihood of a happy ending” So good for you for having the experience and sharing with us. Just get ready for a wild ride, think about what you want in this emerging relationship. I guess you want a friend with benefits, get sex with a beautiful stripper for “free”. Just remember nothing in this capitalist society is ever free you will pay one way or another. Just make sure you get what you pay for and are happy about the transaction. Please let me know what happens, so we can learn from your experience.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  My only verifiable stripper orgasms were from her on top of me in cowgirl rubbing her pussy lips and clit OTP on my hard cock. Oddly enough it was in the same club and dance room at different times. Bedroom VIP dances at the Golden Dragon. One of them squirted on me as she involuntarily convulsed and then became completely embarrassed and apologetic after she saw the squirt on my pants. The other was an ATF at the time and just admitted it ("I can't believe I just did that") where she never did during any other dances before or after. She also convulsed involuntarily in the moment and left the strong aroma of pussy on my pants. It's probably happened other times but there have been many fakes on my PL lifetime as well which make gauging the real ones harder.
• prevert

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  5 years ago

  Possibly just yesterday. Could have been fake, but looked and felt real.
• DeclineToState

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  5 years ago

  -->@SirLapNot: "My only verifiable stripper orgasms were from her on top of me in cowgirl rubbing her pussy lips and clit OTP on my hard cock. Oddly enough it was in the same club and dance room at different times." Same for me, particularly with CF. And in that light, CJKent's comment re "comfortable, relaxed, and aroused enough so she can let herself go enough to climax" makes sense to me - more about her horniness level and the environmental factors. I've experienced several When Harry Met Sally level fake ones from the moaners/dirty talkers.
• maskedhero04

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  5 years ago

  I had a Brazilian dancer say she came while grinding me. I was skeptical, but it seemed genuine...hips bucking, she was actually quivering. I mean whether she comes or not isn't really my problem, but if that was fake, give that bitch an Emmy, Oscar, and Golden globe.
• nofuglies

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  5 years ago

  Only happened once for me. Was while having sex cowgirl style in the lapdance room. That was the only time despite many "dances" both before and after with that same dancer. She never even tried to fake it. Dead giveaway was the blushing she did afterwards.
• rickthelion

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  5 years ago

  So, tehposter, are you a cat or a hairless ape? If the former, I totally believe that your penile spines turned a female ape on enough to give her an orgasm. I give the sexy female hairless apes so much pleasure strippers pay me. Of course, I am both a cat and a rick, so I’m special! If the latter (and based on the goofy “tehposter” name I suspect you are indeed an ape) you actually caused a stripper to feign an orgasm in hopes of extracting more money from you. Easy mistake to make. You’re not as smart as a rick so I could hardly expect you to understand these things. ROAR!!!
• tehposts

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  5 years ago

  wow there are some really weird dudes on here... lmao
• tehposts

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  5 years ago

  are CJKents posts written by an AI or something? bizzare
• georgmicrodong

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  5 years ago

  @nofuglies: "Dead giveaway was the blushing she did afterwards." Yeah, why do the younger ones seem so embarrassed about it? The first few times my ATF orgasmed, she got all giggly and blushed. Like it wasn't supposed to happen. Older women don't seem to have the problem. The MILF just laid back and said thanks. Then she looked at her watch and said, "do it again?" LOL.
• rickthecoconutcrab

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  5 years ago

  CJKents are just an experimental AS (artificial stupidity) written by my lion bud as a joke. He hacked it out on the side when he was rewriting the Tesla autopilot to hit uggo female hairless apes. You know how hard it is to only aim for uggos? Scuttle! Scuttle!
• Jascoi

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  5 years ago

  I love it when a girl orgasms... especially if it results in her squirting ...
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  Congratulations, I guess. For me, it would be great if she orgasms but her job is to make me orgasm.
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  You sure she doesn’t experience mild incontinence? It would be a really good way to put a positive spin on an embarrassing situation... I hope you can talk her into some good filthy otc leakage! Enjoy!
• wallanon

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  5 years ago

  "Some women orgasm easily." And that's a good thing.
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Usually dancers are very responsive. But the idea that someone, Cristobal, would want to cum in his pants more than making the girl cum makes me laugh. SJG
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  FRMOS is best, followed by FS-ITC, followed by taking her home with you to continue. BUt if none of that is possible, then DATY her in the dance booth. Always goes over extremely well, and she can see that you are saving your load for her. SJG
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  The idea that san_jose_creep would rather talk about stripper interactions without having any himself in real life makes me laugh.
• Checkingthisout5

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  5 years ago

  Forgive me, I'm a noob here, but I'm more interested in the logistics. Were there not guards coming to check on you? Did she charge extra? How did it even get to that point?
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  How things go and what can happen vary from club to club. But you always want to treat your girl just like you would treat any other woman. SJG
• prevert

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  5 years ago

  I’m sure that if I asked any other woman in my life if she’d like to fuck me in exchange for cash it would end well. Jesus SJG you’re stupid.
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  ^^^^ prevert sounds worse than stupid. Checking this out, how things go vary from club to club. But in general, the more civilian you can keep it with your selected girl the better. Don't treat them like prostitutes, don't treat them like vending machines. SJG
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  ^ no shit, dumbass. It's called the "golden rule" and we all know this from 1st grade. It still doesn't mean a stripper wants to go home with a creep, though.
• prevert

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  5 years ago

  StupidJackoffGuy: “But in general, the more civilian you can keep it with your selected girl the better” But that’s not what you said the first time, is it? This is: “But you always want to treat your girl just like you would treat any other woman.” No, I don’t. I want to treat her well, and nice, but I also want to treat her like someone who will rent me her pussy for a while and then leave me alone. She is a prostitute, so even if I’m not going to be a creepy asshole, I want to keep it on a professional level.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  @prevert LOL remember that san_jose_creep believes in his heart that by treating a stripper whore that way she will eventually want to see him regularly as his GF. All his recommendations are based on thinking that a scripted method is what gets a stripper whore to be a GF to you rather than a stripper whore.
• 48-Cowboy

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  5 years ago

  haha, I got a huge cock also.
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Stupid prevert, the women who make themselves available as prostitutes are just ordinary women. Best if you never treat them as anything other than ordinary women. SJG
• prevert

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  5 years ago

  Do you treat your plumber like you do all your friends? No. Do you treat your doctor like a family friend? No. So why treat a hooker like you would the rest of your female friends?
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  The persons I have sex with, always women, I always treat no differently than I would any other woman. Those other kinds of specialists I do not have sex with. SJG
• jestrite50

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  5 years ago

  These idiots are just full of themselves !
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  san_jose_creep harbors inner guilt and shame for needing prostitutes in order to have a sexual encounter with a woman. His defense mechanism to this is to truly believe they want to be with him as an ordinary woman rather than a prostitute. He's constantly trying to convince himself of this through repeating it inside his own head over and over (and over and over and over).
• prevert

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  5 years ago

  As expected you missed the point by a mile. And exactly why were you so careful to point out that the “persons” you have sex with are always women? I get from your statements that you treat your mom the same way you’d treat a hooker. Nice.
• tehposts

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  5 years ago

  "Forgive me, I'm a noob here, but I'm more interested in the logistics. Were there not guards coming to check on you? Did she charge extra? How did it even get to that point?" @Checkingthisout5 This club is pretty lax on checking in on lapdances so guards weren't an issue. She didn't charge extra - I'd like to think I slowly seduced her over about 4 visits and she got more and more comfortable and turned on by me, letting me go a little further each time. I know you all are cynical here and think its all a sales tactic, and hell, maybe it partially is, but she also gets legitimately turned on by me. I have confidence and some game and have convinced a few strippers to come home with me for free before. So I just got her riled up and horny and things just kind of happened, there was no "let me touch your pussy for an extra $100" or anything like that.
• Hank Moody

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  5 years ago

  When did we start calling bouncers and managers ‘guards?’ That’s a boner killer.
• tehposts

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  5 years ago

  lol agreed. i think that guy is foreign but he got me saying it too.
• reverendhornibastard

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  5 years ago

  I’ve had a great many experiences where a dancer let me fondle, stroke, penetrate and/or ear her pussy ITC. Out of all those experiences, maybe a dozen times the dancer appeared to have an orgasm. In most cases I was persuaded that she was faking an orgasm for my benefit. I can only recall two instances in which I was totally convinced that the orgasms were genuine. There were a few additional instances where I was in doubt whether the orgasm was genuine or feigned.
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  The vast majority of these guys are Pathetic Losers. Its just like that with strip clubs. What you want to do is treat the women no differently than you would any other woman. SJG
• jestrite50

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  5 years ago

  So last night I was with a young lady that used to be a stripper. I always treated her with respect and just like I would a girlfriend. I got her number and now she has quit dancing but we still see each other. Now we're friends with benefits and occasionally i give her a few bucks but nothing on a regular basis. I'm having fun enjoying her. This relationship never would have happened if i treated her like "just another stripper"
• prevert

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  5 years ago

  Stupid Jerkoff Guy’s policy: treat your mother like a hooker.
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  So prevert, what the fuck is your problem. Are you just a misogynist? SJG
• prevert

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  5 years ago

  Me a misogynist? I’m not the one treating my mother like a hooker.
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  If you see the woman as a potential sex partner, then you should treat her no differently than you would treat any other woman. SJG
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  ^ That's only because you can't get a civie woman as a GF and so are resorting to a whore's GFE. The fallacy in your logic is that you're too big of a dumbass to realize even a whore doesn't want to be with your creepy ass unless she's paid
• theDirkDiggler

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  5 years ago

  How to know if a stripper's orgasm is real? Even contractions can be faked, and the ones from orgasm are actually stronger in the anus than the vagina. If a stripper's clit becomes too sensitive to touch, that probably means that she came, but some girls might just use that excuse to get you to stop touching it. And some girls have a clit that can be continuously stimulated for many orgasms. But JustinTolook and CJKent are both correct. Some women come very easily and some won't come at all if they're not relaxed and aroused no matter how much they are stimulated. The usual strip club environment and lap dance scenario with all the distractions isn't conducive to women's orgasm. Anyway, this has "supposedly" happened scores of times with a handful or two of strippers. In actuality probably considerably less...
• rickthelion

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  5 years ago

  Come now people, you need to be fair to San Jose Ape. He says you should treat all women the same but I do think he means that you should treat them with respect. Alas, it is his weird ape respect. Whether any woman would want the respect is an open question. My mother taught me lion respect. When I was small she’d pick me up by the scruff of my neck and said “rick, you need to treat me with respect. When you are older there will be many whores and prey items you can treat any way you want, for you are the paragon of beasts: a rick and a lion! ROAR!!!” Then she would let me deliver the coup de grâce to a dying zebra. Zebras are the worst! ROAR!!!
• rickthelion

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  5 years ago

  Dirk my friend, there is an easier way to determine whether you’ve given a stripper an orgasm. Ask yourself the following: Am I a rick? If yes, you did give her an orgasm. If no, you’re kidding yourself. You’re welcome for the help! ROAR!!!
• carolynne

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  5 years ago

  Fuck... I cum a lot. If the guy is fingering me and sucking my nipples I can’t help myself.
• loper

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  5 years ago

  I've found that formula ^^^^^ works for most women.
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Women can be given an orgasm by dry humping, but by DATY is lots more fun!!! :) :) :) SJG