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Mike Pence feels threatened by science. He recently announced his determination to have the now extinct species “Homo erectus” given a less offensive name. “I don’t believe in evolution anyway,” Pence told reporters. “Evolutionary theory is nothing more than a…

Sports crowds at Stadia the world over sing Sweet Caroline, but what are those words that the crowds chant that are added to the lyrics? I can never make them out. Something connected to one of the teams playing at…

My CF and I were in a hotel today and I was having a little delay in launching ( that’s a subtle way of saying I couldn’t get it up; could not maintain an erection.) Despite the best efforts of…

Too far from my favorite SC. No AMPs even Close to this area. Damnit! Rosie Palmer her we cum!

Does anyone know if a white dancer named Lemon at flight club. She works dayshift especially on Sundays and Mondays. Need all details on her. Thanks...

That half-boiled crab fredo is fast getting himself on the rick wildebeest list. Now I could care less about the impact of global warming on the apes. “Progressive” apes, “conservative” apes, whatever — they’re all damn dirty apes! But I do…

Despite a recent encounter with a ROB and an alarming choking request , I'm back on the SA action. Another first. I rarely go for repeat dates. But one week, I made an exception. After…

“I was looking for an arrangement and a friend, but ended up meeting the love of my life.” - Aaron “If you can open your mind and open your heart it's possible to find someone anywhere - some sugar babies are…

Hell yes! Abso-fuckin’-lutely! Homo sapiens will definitely be extinct some day. We could be extinct pretty soon or it might take a long time, but all species eventually die out. There is no reason to believe we will be the exception. Some…

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Here's the seventh of eight first-round matchups in the B-Movie Bracket. --- B-Movie Bracket: Rochelle SWANSON vs. Mia ZOTTOLI --- Rochelle SWANSON 34D-23-33 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1943 CLIP: (stripping & softcore) https://www.redtube.com/17310871 --- The pretenses behind beauty pageants are frustrating. Swanson won Miss San Diego in 1984, which is saying…

Reading Elaine Pagels, https://www.amazon.com/Why-Religion-Personal-Elaine-Pagels/dp/0062368532/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1MK7EHGEMPDDO&keywords=elaine+pagels&qid=1569288824&s=gateway&sprefix=elaine+pa%2Caps%2C188&sr=8-1 Lost her son, born with a heart and lung condition, at the age of 6. Lost her husband Heinz 1 year later, mountain hiking accident. But overall, they seemed like the happiest people I could ever know. Never pining…

So as the title says, I'm definitely a Newbie, so forgive the basic questions. Went to my local club, my first strip club trip ever. I had about 80 bucks, and just wanted to see what it was like. My questions…

Woman awarded damages for same-sex partner's infidelity with sperm donor. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2019/09/18/national/crime-legal/woman-damages-infidelity-same-sex-partner/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark#.XYkz-1VKj3g

Did you ever squirt milk out of your nose when you laughed so hard and getting a lapdance and you were sucking dem flapperjack tiddys? 🥛💦

HOW WILL I LIVE ON, HOW WILL I KISS NINA'S FEET NOW, I PLANNED TO PROPOSE, HEAVENS NO, I WEEP FOR LOST LOVE, I HAVE MANY TALES OF LORE INVOLVING CRAZYJOE DUMPS, MANY FOND MEMORIES OF SHADOWCATS BALLS, TIS NO MATTER NOW, FOR I CAN LIVE…

I've run into a couple of girls recently who can't stop with the dirty talk when I am pounding away OTC. Ugh. Anyone else running into this more, either ITC or OTC?

Might an intelligent, technologically capable species have previously arisen on and inhabited our planet? How certain can we be that we are the first intelligent species to arise on Earth? No one has found evidence for any prior, advanced, non-human…

Will be driving through and am looking for tips. I’ll be driving west/east so if the best options are outside St. Louis I’d prefer E or W options to N/S. Never had a very erotic/satisfying strip club experience and…

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY AAAAAAAAAA wisten to me NOW! i have somethwing vewy importhant to say i am the beshth at thouching wadiesh boobiesh so i shhouwd be the one to have awl the shcores of the cubs no…

From a recent review of Chicas Locas in Dallas, TX (the ITB incident is described in the 2nd-half of the review): Chicas Locas STRIP CLUB TOPLESS DANCERS DallasTexas doctorevil Evil Lair Yeah, Baby September 22, 2019 Chicas Locas is in a very large building…

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Sometimes you got to reck the truck go get the insurance money, to make the truck payment

The first round of the bracket takes a long time. Thirty-two matchups at two days each means we're spanning over two months, plus a day off here and there. We're nearing the end of it, though. We still have seven…