Front Room

Ya can't make this stuff up! 😋 https://www.cnet.com/news/tropical-storm-melissas-phallic-shape-is-stirring-up-social-media/

I was in the club the other night and although there were many (25+) girls working, I just didn't seem to like any of them well enough to want a dance. I thought about settling on one I found okay,…

“This colonization experience continue to have effect today as ethnic rivalry, the uneven distribution of resources, human-rights violations, and lack of good governance...” Title couldn’t say it all.

“There are many Americans who, although they are the cultural beneficiaries of colonialism, want to know the truth about history, even the painful truth.” Title couldn’t say it all.

Technically waitress but still danceable. I would grade this girl 11/10 literally one of the hottest humans I’ve seen walk the face of this earth. “I’m so nervous I’m scared, I’m like shaking I never done this before” “Don’t even…

Q. If you find your dad's dirty movies and pictures on a shelf in the garage, where will you find your mom's dirty movies and pictures? A. On PornHub.

Seemed to make a really good connection with a dancer at a club last week. Met her in Chicago, but she claimed to dance in Detroit and travel around the Midwest. Got digits; couldn't do OTC that night and neither…

https://thestonkmarket.com/2019/10/10/a-florida-man-chases-people-around-walmart-with-fresh-turd-from-toilet/

After several years, Christie’s Cabaret has reopened in Phoenix. The club has failed in its last 2 attempts. This location has never been successful as an upscale club in a bad location. Go read the reviews for background/history. They spent $3.5…

Have you ever been a whale for one night? How much money did you spend and what occurred?

It is I your poo obsessed troll Mackie! I'm doing my annual Holiday album and needs advices! My song trax be like dis: 1. I'd poo it for you (Bryan Adams) 2. I wanna shit with somebody (Whitney) 3. Break off poo…

Brang on the Hate Mail

"Rudy Giuliani's aides who were arrested on Thursday for allegedly channeling illegal funds as campaign donations for politicians in the U.S had spent lavishly on strip clubs and nightclubs." https://www.ibtimes.com/arrested-giuliani-aides-spent-lavishly-strip-clubs-nightclubs-2843774

What are the ground rules? Personally I'd like to know as much detail about the mileage as possible. FS, BJ, HJ, etc... Is this encouraged or discouraged here?

https://www.nbcmiami.com/investigations/NBC-6-Investigation-Prompts-Action-by-Miami-Police-562761751.html

I thought this excerpt from a review was funny. I left out a couple of details identifying the club in case anyone wants to guess where the perfect strip club is. My eyes have never felt So. God. Damn. Good. The dancers…

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A few years ago I did this for two gentlemen. I didn't know them. Wasn't looking (but happily accepted) conversation or any of the sort with them. The truth was, that I had to buy two drinks as a minimum…

Finally he’ll leave the TUSCL where he’s universally hated and ignored outright https://nypost.com/2019/10/11/nj-man-allegedly-threatened-farmers-who-denied-him-sex-with-animals/

The Second Round begins! A couple reminders before round two: 1. Once again, NEITHER is no longer a choice. (Both never was.) 2. Each time we up the round number, we also give you some new material to sample for…

Can you get sued over a negative Yelp review? Here’s what you need to know Small businesses often live or die by word-of-mouth, as roughly 86% of U.S. consumers consult online reviews before patronizing a local business, according to a BrightLocal…

Linzee is a long-time TUSCL member (she used to post under another name) and an experienced Detroit dancer. She is now moving into a career in porn under the name Linzee Ryder. https://www.rockconfidential.com/exclusive-interview-linzee-ryder/

Have you ever babysat a drunk buddy at the club?  I went to a club with a buddy about a week ago and he was drinking before I picked him up at his house. He was drinking at a regular bar…