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It is the little quiet moments in the midst of, the sometimes chaotic, life that seem to give the rest extra-special meaning? Title couldn’t say it all.

"Had a dancer leave a snail trail down my cheek during a dance in a broken down booth by a file cabinet. Thought my face was going to melt...", - wallanon, PM about a 24 hour club that another TUSCLer…

How do you think the strip club experience would be once they reopen ? Would we have the luxury of generous 2 way dances ? Would love to hear how you envision the "Future of strip clubs" would look like

realizing that you are perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed. Title couldn’t say it all.

Just watch this clip for exactly 30 seconds (0:27 to 0:57). https://youtu.be/DUrlNHTxuJM?t=27 Or this clip on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MartyBent/status/1242090758821351432?s=20 "An infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve"

Bit of a dated-article but I was not aware of it: Waitress Caught Stealing Over $8,000 in Tips From Credit Cards at Strip Club A waitress at a strip club in Northwest Miami was caught by her manager stealing thousands of dollars…

I've had girls in strip clubs tell me they think they can strip into their thirties and forties. Is this wishful thinking on their part? The strippers I've known for a long time seem to start to have their club…

You now have the ability to publish articles. Feel free to tell us all sorts of stories in this time of CoronaVirus.

Need some advice on burner number apps. Do any of you use them, if so which app provides the best service, or are they all much the same? Also, is it possible to use the burner number on…

Looks like slowly but surely all the pompano clubs are closing due to this covid-19. Any still open?

https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2020/03/portland-strip-club-forced-to-close-so-dancers-now-do-delivery.html Portland finds a way. Close down her strip clubs, and dancers will do delivery. That’s what’s happening at the Lucky Devil Lounge at 633 S.E. Powell Blvd. The club was forced to close with Gov. Kate Brown’s mandate to stem the…

Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

As much as I've come to despise Robert De Nero since he started his anti-Trump tirade, I finally broke down and rented the Joker movie. Batman is hands down my favorite super hero character of all time and Joker was…

Took my money and banned my account the same day!

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No Strip clubs, no jack shacks. So far I'm holding up well. But usually after a few weeks of nothing but the wife and porn I get cranky. What are people doing? Any thoughts?

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As a public service, I'm posting this video on how long to wash your hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY2750fMSAA

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https://www.rgj.com/story/news/local/mason-valley/2020/03/19/deemed-non-essential-brothels-closing-throughout-nevada/2880070001/ We need to keep these girls in our thoughts during this craziness. Word now is 30 days at least for the closure. Thats a long time without a source of income. The states are also not allowing them to file…

Q. How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex? A. She'll call you from a motel.

Two developments this week: 1. There is now a 45 minute test for Coronavirus using equipment already in place at most hospitals. The supplies needed for this test will start rolling out in about a week. 2. Early research and small sample…

I'm watching a movie from 1984, "The Bounty". Anthony Hopkins, Mel Gibson, Daniel Day-Lewis and Liam Neeson. Oh, did I forget to mention the hundred or so beautiful, busty, topless Tahitian girls who do nine degrees of freedom vibrating dances…

The Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs. https://youtu.be/K2IYIJc1f00

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