Money to be Made in the Market for Merkins . . .

I was reading that in France the dancers wore merkins to attract customers. A merkin is a wig for the female pudendum. I wonder if there are similar wigs for the male dancers. Is it time for the great merkin comeback? If so what is the best way to capitalize on this new craze that will sweep the western nations? I have the perfect name for the new financial juggernaut: 4M. I prefer my dancers neatly trimmed. Neither too short nor too long.