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No ugly bouncers in tuxes, nobody handing out towels in the men's room, no valet parking, no fancy VIP rooms, no annoying DJ, no overpriced drinks, just a nice friendly seedy bar with dancers dancing to a juke box and…
Last night at Dancers Showclub in Indy, I had several bizarre experiences that made me feel totally out of sync with two members of the staff. When my waitress approached me, I ordered a cocktail with Tanqueray gin. She asked me…
Is it me (my web browser_ or have there been no new reviews since THURSDAY??? HMMM. I think some one is on vacation. Govt Hack
Here's a couple to get it started: Three guys walk into a stripper bar, a dentist, a lawyer and a banker. The stripper walks out and starts shaking her butt in the dentist's face. He takes a twenty from his wallet, licks…
What are the best clubs in OKC for finding extras? Or at the very least a place where ladies may be willing to make some cash after hours?
Do you guys like kitty piercings - they don't do much for me but one dancer said that it makes her aroused - if they work that way I'm all for it!!!
We all need to unite after reading a recent comment in a discussion - sort of a man law - Fuglies are getting too comon in clubs and the herd needs to be pared (sp?) down. Never buy a lap dance…
I was asking a potential PD candidate seated on my lap what areas of her hot body I could violate. While the club's loud music localized the beginning of her answer ("everything but my...), an abrupt song ending allowed a…
Excerpt from a recent playful VIP negotiation with RNM (Random New Meat): DG: Do you like to grind? NM: (knowingly) Yes. DG: Do you start in your g-string? (as opposed to watching a half-song striptease.) NM: (more knowingly) Yes. DG: Will you stay in my…
I'm just curious how many dancers may read this message board. I don't believe any of the dancers I know read this but sometimes I wonder. I doubt anyone knows what I look like anyway.
Just posting something different. I remember the last time I saw one dancer, she told me she got caught doing 95mph. I figure that might have something to do with her not returning to one club. What's…
Do you have one? Is it saving you money or did you get it for the perks or both? I'm wondering how many clubs have this type of card.
Do you partake? Do you think it is dangerous? Fun? A good/bad idea? I've almost always avoided it. Forget the danger aspects of disease, unbalanced strippers, drug addicted boyfriends, and all the rest. I couldn't help…
I'm curious what thoughts any of you might have about the ladies at strip clubs that don't participate in the stage rotations but work the floor for private dances or VIP room engagements. How do they stack up against…
What clubs are the best for the younger college type girls (18-22 yr old)? Real tits and good milage. Sometimes I hate the older girls who are jaded after striping for a number of years.
Anyone ever seen an obvious lesbian/dyke customer in a club? I know supposedly a lot of the dancers are bi or lesbians, or at least act the part for the "fantasy". But on a visit last month in…
What are your thoughts.....When traveling on business do you let a dancer know you are from out of town? - Maybe they will be more likely to offer OTC as they figure you have a room and are free for a…
The following three instances of "quaint" dialog may or may not have been overheard at strip clubs. You decide! The names, at least, are definitely fictional. 1. Kevin and Juliet. Juliet, a dancer who has just finished her…
I know this question will probably sound very stupid to some of you, but I figured this was the best place to get a valid answer to my question. My wife and I are going to hire a dancer to do…
Couple nights ago I happened to catch the worst flogging I've seen to date. Besides the usual antics (tied to the pole, body graffiti with permanent markers, WWE-worthy stage LDs, ripped clothes, etc.), the drunken victim got the shit beat out…
How much would you pay to watch a stripper pee? How about to choke her on a loaf of bread? At a club I go to, there's a guy who comes in with a roll of plastic wrap to spread on…
I noticed when I watch amateur contests, some girls seem like real amateurs and then others seem like strippers from somewhere else. The girls who fail to take their tops off or act like real amateurs give a good…
A couple come to mind ... Vida Guerra.....great ass and tits, great face and seems to be a fun girl Carmen Elektra - but not so sure after dating Dennis Rodman - might have destroyed the kitty - but great body…
We've all spent enough time in clubs to pick up on a stripper vibe. Some girls seem born to be strippers or seem like naturals. Another thread got me thinking. We've done the celebrity stripper several times,…
TUSCL members and participants are codially invited to join in a meet-up in Memphis, Tennessee, some time in August. Time, date, specific place, and other details still to be determined. Who's in? I am in! (Unless something comes up, of course,…
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