Realm Of The Rimshot G-String
Friday, August 4, 2006 9:28 AM
Here's a couple to get it started:
Three guys walk into a stripper bar, a dentist, a lawyer and a banker.
The stripper walks out and starts shaking her butt in the dentist's face. He takes a twenty from his wallet, licks it, and slaps it on her right butt cheek.
Then the stripper goes to the lawyer and shakes her butt in his face. He takes out a twenty, licks it, and slaps it on her left butt cheek.
Finally, the stripper goes to the banker and shakes her butt in his face. He sits there and thinks for a minute, then he grabs his wallet, takes out his atm card, swipes it down the crack of her butt and takes both twenties.
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A stripper in a hurry to get home leaves the club with nothing on but a loose coat. As she crosses the street, a drunk driver skids around the corner and hits the stripper sending her flying into the air, and landing unconscious on her back with her charms exposed to the world.
As a crowd gathers, a gentleman places his hat upon the stripper's crotch in order to minimize her exposure. In the meantime, the drunk driver hardly aware he just hit someone, staggers over to see what all the fuss is about.
Noticing the near-naked woman lying exposed on the street, he points to the strategically placed hat and slurs in a loud voice, "Well, the first thing we gotta do is get that guy outta there!"
Happy hunting,
DG
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