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The guy behind the counter says, " you must be a stripper " " What a stereotypical statement " says the girl. "Is it because I'm blonde and have big tits?" " Well no" says the counter guy. "You think only strippers buy…
I have recently noticed that a hot new dancer turns me on more than the ATFs who used to do the same when I first saw them. Now the ATFs are still smoking hot and they would probably turn me…
A man reported to Myrtle Beach police that a dancer/waitress at The Masters Club on Mr. Joe White Avenue late Friday night. The victim, who police described as very intoxicated and unsure of the exact time the robbery took place, claims…
"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. I think I have erectile dysfunction." "Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can…
I am in Miami on vacation and looking for a club where the ladies are open to extras (even take-out if at all possible). Any recommendations from the TUSCL Florida gurus out there? Thanks in advance for your
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought…
How many of you find yourself watching the TV station that has the sexiest weather girl or news reporter? I know there are a lot of jokes about only blondes on Fox News but as I travel around there are…
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I was hanging out at my favorite club on a Tuesday night. Everything was damn well good and things couldn't be any better. She sat beside and started the convo. I've known her for one or two years now and we…
Is it possible to be genuinely "happily married" and 1. Go to strip clubs on a regular or semi regular basis (not just the occasional bachelor party) 2. Hide your visiting clubs from your wife, and 3.…
Yesterday, I was able to hit the Club Reviews for a town, hit the Sort by Last Review, and then read the most recent reviews for that town. It was quick. It was simple. And time-wise, it was practical. I…
My article finally got posted. From wearing suits and stuffing your pockets with $100 bills that will leave your pockets during the night, to bringing buckets of fried chicken into the club, I think my system seems to be…
Who here hasn't been hustled by a dancer? Difference is I knew what she was doing and shouldve politely smile but instead I did it anyways. Simple situation. Girl gave string of dances when asked how many she gave correct count…
My ATF is a sweetheart - she's now in her late 20's and still has the body of a teenager. She and I have been spending time together for about 6 years and while there's been plenty of ups…
Yesterday night (3/20/15) was a fun night for me. Everything was going well, like I was with my beer (Black Butte) enjoying the moment. All was like Hunky Dory, nothing would diminish this moment. Five minutes back, as I was walking…
Just curious-- Many of the Asian massage parlors in my area offer an hour massage for around $40, which ain't bad. 1) Can I assume that the traditional massage segment will generally be pretty bad? 2) $40 for an hour seems pretty decent.…
Fucking cop got caught calling himself A "No Limit Perv Dad" and sending pornographic images of a two year old girl to and FBI sting www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2015/3/19/officer_arrested.html What the fuck is wrong with people? I hope that SOB gets his in prison!
It will go up and down or down and up. Guaranteed. Sounds a bit like some lap dances doesn't it? No one ever asks for a lap dance forecast though. What would your lap dance forecast be? Heavy grinding and overcast…
LINDEN, N.J. (AP) — A car carrying three off-duty New Jersey police officers from a visit to a strip club drove the wrong way down a New York City highway and crashed head-on into a tractor-trailer early Friday, killing an…
Topic posting lineup online Well, the DS has fulfilled two more items on my bucket list. Besides a threesome there's not a lot left. I have now fulfilled my fantasy of picking up a stripper after her shift ends and bringing…
I will never dance with a dancer named Barbie again. http://dailym.ai/1B4nljf
Last night I had three orgasms with her. Damn I barely remember doing that as a much younger man -- didn't know I could still do that. My past record with her in one setting was two. Anybody…
When I take a girl OTC it is usually a game time decision. I have too many obligations to be able to advance plan in most instances, so it is usually a crime of opportunity. Now that works…
In a no extras club, during a lap dance when a stripper does the blowjob thing over your pants, does it mean: A. She wants to suck your dick OTC B. The stripper notices and/or likes your hard on C. She's trying to…
I def have been doing quite a bit of SCing over the last 2 years and last year 2014 in particular. Lately I’m just bored w/ the same ole thing and feel like I have seen it all. The SCs in my…
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