A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
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last commentLMAO - the neighbor part
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Think of baseball...
Now pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon.....Manny Mota
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....don't like baseball...try Janet Reno
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Saw Manny Mota play a couple of time when the Pirates came to Atlanta in the 60s. Never saw Pedro except on TV with rabbit ears.
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