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Two different points for one topic: 1) The thrill of strip clubs has greatly diminished for me. One of the reasons is that I see better looking women outside of strip clubs than inside strip clubs. I notice in most reviews…

Im so afraid of a stripper getting pregnant after i use my condom i tie it up and pace it safely in my glove box so she cant get to it..the later despose of it properly in a public dumpster What…

Whenever Mr. Sea and I go to the SC I always end up having my tits pulled out by dancers for some playtime at the rail or pulled on stage. Is this something you enjoy or do you just consider…

I was reading www.slate.com/blogs/lexicon_valley/2015/04/24/kim_kardashian_s_exclamation_point_in_her_armenian_massacre_tweet_what_was.html and it got me thinking about my own exclamation point use! I've long held that the exclamation point is the happiest form of punctuation! That makes it inappropriate for discussing genocide and natural disasters! They require…

https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=452716 May 11, 2015 • This was the first club I ever went to a few years ago. It was a Wednesday night, apparently couples night? The cover was $10-$15. They don't have alcohol or didn't then. It's a small club…

Most SWers aren't ones id seek IRL, but some seem like fun. Who would you get dances (or more) from? Some I've seen pics and some I haven't. Sooooo I hope the following aren't uggos. :) Aurora_sunset, Wednesday86, sierra, charlie61, and…

General thoughts on Jennifer Lopez? She's 45 but rockin' a pretty hot figure on the new BodyLab TV spots. Wish all 40-something Strippers looked as good.

Okay, A little over a month ago I entered this club in detroit for my first time. I fell in love with a stripper who was tied up for the night. I'll call her stripper "a". During…

His smiling like an idiot strategy didn't work. And the patriots lost a draft pick. Belicheat's lying didn't help either.

For those of you who have done OTC......once u do OTC with a certain woman do you still continue to go see her and get dances from her at the club or does OTC kill any more interaction with her…

Got a text today from my CF saying she I should come in today to see her. when I told her I couldn't make it in today she said it was too bad and she would have given me a…

Gotta head to Denver in a few months from the East Coast. Denver doesn't look promising from the tuscl perspective. Thinking of making a layover out of the way in Detroit. Never have been. Is that pathetic? Would just…

Recently I was at this club where supposedly some of the girls give extras in the VIP. I was getting some 20 buck dances from this one girl, and they were great. Full 2 way contact, LFK, she took my…

After nearly 40 years of marriage, Ted was lying in bed one evening, when his wife felt Ted begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then…

I was reading a review and the reviewer was disappointed that there were few girls working last night. DUH it was Mothers Day yesterday and as we all know a large number of club girls are mom's. I would not…

This is a little lengthy but a great read from a friend I've known for a long time. Seems somewhat mean but if you knew him it was meant to turn me on and gotta admit it did. it reads…

Papi finally found a big black woman with a perfect gigantic ass. So he married her. One day they are working in the garden. Papi looks over at his wife and says: "Damn baby your ass is…

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Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, this economy sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my fucking ass!" Too late, he recognized a young stripper from…

I hope this isn't out of line, but why did you choose your handle? Is it because you like Che Guevara? I sort of thought you might be socialist or communist based on your interactions with the guy who has a…

So i got this striper bitch o the side of the bed in a standing military position and im straight up drilling this pussy...i mean loud skin slapping wet plunger sounds drilling.....and she keeps saying over and over again "…

I need your help. I'm in Cincinnati for 3 nights with a car. I've read the reviews, I've search neighboring suburbs. But I still can't find an appealing club. Did I miss one? Any advice?

Does anyone else have images in their head when a certain TUSCLer discusses another woman?

I've always loved women – in particular a woman's body. As a young-boy/teenager; being able to see at least one attractive naked woman was an unbelievable thrill. I was @ Tootsies a couple of weeks ago and I was standing against the…

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