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I am April Fucking everyone

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDqsbTgy2qk/ Yes or No ?

I get off watching my money go to waste on a uneducated fool. So I will usually go to a house of sin and look for the simp. You can usually spot the poor son of a bitch just sipping…

Its been pretty crappy not being able to do stuff that I use to any more. I have been missing pole dancing soooo much :( Lately my only source of entertainment has been arguing with ignorant/stupid people online. (which I'm…

I go to the club for one reason, to see my fav. For lack of better words, It's Complicated. We've been really good to each other for some time, but lately I have…

Title says it all, maybe I'm crazy but some of the youngest posters here seem to be angriest at the older guys on the board, do they have some terminal disease that will cause them to be dead before they…

Recently I told my CF that I wanted to kiss her pussy. She told me that I needed to come up with a name for her. I know some guys have a pet names for their dicks. Does anyone have…

This is not an April Fools Joke. Being the weary traveller I am, I often check out Tinder when I am away from home. It's more like a game kinda like Candy Crush than anything serious. I am amazed…

Do 8 year olds get lap dances http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3518646/Outrage-mom-hires-stripper-perform-lap-dance-EIGHT-YEAR-OLD-son-birthday-party.html

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFpckfHKH08 Brilliant! ;)

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I met a new dancer named Chastity at a Detroit show club on Monday. She stood out because she was so young and innocent. It turned out that she was only 18 and this was her first…

(A mostly true PG-rated story.) I am a newbie when it comes to strip clubs. I have only been to a handful. I'm not saying I'm better or worse than anyone here, but those are the facts. I did a lttile…

Had an odd experience many years back. I tried to flag down a dancer that struck my fancy, but she and another girl were glued to a table of several regulars on the other side of the club. She did…

I don't understand how in the icyiest of hell could you guys justify $1K as measely to have OTC/ITC with strippers or hookers or whatever. Me? I would have an arrhythmia from such a price point. Hell I remember some…

I've been doing this for over 35 years. Most of the time it has been great fun. A few events were unpleasant and a few bad enough to make me change how I do things. I haven't discussed this…

I've now had sex with dancers at two clubs that I thought of as being strictly no-extras clubs. The first was the night I met and was pleasured by the DS. I'd been to her club many times,…

Here's the story of fucking in a Texas club that I've always thought of as a non-extras club. I've been there about three hours, and I'm extremely horny. And extremely high. I keep tipping the girls that I want…

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Nina's recent thread of some guy spending a lot of money just talking with her in VIP got me thinking? What's the most PL thing you've ever done in a strip club? I'm still kinda new to the strip clubs, but mine…

When I was younger I played basketball a lot. One time I was matched against a pretty good black player. He was taller than me. Thing was, I was better. I could dunk, he couldn't .I was a better shooter,…

What tips would you give for a first time OTC? Not just with the dancer, but overall first OTC for me. All I know is not to do it at my house, but a hotel. What tips do you care…

I haven't been invited to a weekly get together. Should I be concerned? Part of me is relieved because it burned an entire Friday. I always preferred to go clubbing anyways. We played pick up basketball.

What was the outcome? Limp noodle or what?