A previous message mentioned the Bottom 40. It got me checking. How many of the top and bottom have you visited. Myself, five in the top and one in the bottom.

I went out to my main club last night. I hadn't been there is almost 3 months. I was mainly looking for my #1 favorite Essence, she was there but I was a little dissapointed in her actions or…

Forget Obama vs. McCain. The real issue at stake in the fall election -- who would you rather undress and do the nasty deed with? Cindy McCain, Michelle Obama, Jill Biden, or Sarah Palin?

I had this happen to me many years ago from a girl I didn't know but she worked at the same company as me. Just regular manufacturing work. I guess she asked me because someone started a rumour…

The Fox's Den in OH seems to not be the pick of most TUSCLers, except Bones for some reason. It seems like Bones really liked this place, but it appears that was mostly because of the "happy endings" that…

Does this story ring familiar? The other nite I ran into a stripper I have known for about 7 yrs., altho I have not seen her in about a yr. She insists I take…

So, what's been happening here since last I showed my face? I can tell you, I've been reading cases. Lots and lots of cases ... It hinges on whether or not constructive notice is sufficient in an action in which the…

I read them for my favorite clubs, Just to see if any of my buddies has any recent input. But generally looking at the clubs in the top 40's most are blank. Founder as I have said before, I would…

Heading to Calgary. Any good advise on clubs and the so called legal prostitution in this city?

Not the first time but I recently met another stripper with a clit ring. Not my favorite thing. She told me that she had, had two but one was getting in the way. Another dancer told me that constant wearing…

I'm off to Vegas in a couple of weeks for the first time in 15 years. Looking forward to doing some drinking, gambling and strip-clubbing. Funny, I lived in northern Arizona years ago and used to visit Vegas fairly often,…

City stymied by sexually oriented businesses' new tactics Officials suing in bid to counter loopholes used by topless clubs, adult bookstores By BRADLEY OLSON Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle Aug. 22, 2008, 11:44PM NICK de la TORRE CHRONICLE It was business as usual Friday…

There is a dancer at one of the clubs I visit who always seems to go out of her way to say hi to me. But when it comes time to ask if I want a dance, I always…

I like the plain jane look (street clothes or bikinis look, imo), but generally the costume isn't important. An exception is where the dancer feels the need to add tons of goop to her face as part of the…

I think I saw her Saturday night. First time I saw her she was tipping a dancer at the stage. I saw her nice legs and a short skirt. I heard the DJ joking about something like…

A suspended Texas police officer testified Thursday that he was forced to have sex with two prostitutes during an undercover sting operation, saying he was "paid to do it." Officer Keith Breiner testified in Beaumont, Texas, during a hearing to be…

It pisses the DJ's off because it is their job to keep the stage/s filled. It pisses the management off because they never want to see an empty stage. It pisses customers off because they do not want to stare at an…

We've discussed this before - strippers with kids are as common as snow in January in Michigan. Single moms that turn to stripping seem to be so prevalent that it is now just a cliche..."I want to provide a…

Have you ever brought a dancer thereto? By lingual, digital, or penile means? My best experience was at a San Francisco club. Two days in a row, a cute and very friendly young girl got exhausted finally after seven.…

Just read a new review for a club called in Calif (Ecstasy) where the going rate for a lap dance is $50. I have never been in a club where the price is this high. I suppose it is California,…

As chandler(you remember her) recently put it to me, we like to have fun too. As she was dry fucking my leg said that (you customers) have to take care of us too. As long as you treat me right,…

I went over to Burger King to buy that new cheesey chicken sandwich or whatever it is called. I don't like the taste of it, but wasn't up to cooking today. Standing in line minding my own business this…

Hey guys! I'm not sure what a "fart putdown" is, so someone else will have to start. Let's see if we can hit 100+ posts here. parody? This sounds right up your alley (so to speak)...

I have a 7 yr. old rheus monkey for sale. He is brown with white spots. He likes to watch Baywatch and also is very adept at a yo-yo. His favorite color jello…

THIS STORY TAKEN FROM YASHOO NEWS COURTESY OF REUTERS: Fri Aug 15, 3:33 PM ET HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall, the district's superintendent said on Friday, in what experts said…