Do you really what to go down on some chick that you have just met?I don't Where has that pussy been? I recently asked my favorite dancer if I could kiss her(pussy), When we were alone, she pulled the thong…

I have an OTC date set up with a stripper from a local club and I asked her rate. She quoted 25-30% less than an escort. Is this normal? My OTC encounters with strippers in Vegas tend to be much…

It looks like parody's rant are getting increasingly insane and just down right disgusting. Apparently the stress of us pointing out what a stupid little faggot he is, and how to "engage" his trollism have caused him to get increasingly…

A year ago I was totally captivated by a dancer and then how she came on to me in a private and then the action away from the club. Today I talk or see her almost daily and I…

Phone numbers, cell phone numbers, email addresses. No guarantees. I know that some are valid and that some are worthless. I have one favorite's husbands cell number. I have the parents number of one favorite. I know that it works.…

How far have you/do you travel to visit a favorite dancer? I think my record is about 1.75 hrs. This was a girl I met on a temporary assignment. I went back to the home office, she moved, I…

This board should have at least one thread putting down parodyman--> active at all times.

I spent a good portion of this past week out of town, going to Chicago and a couple other places. I stopped at Tuxedo's in Davenport, Iowa, and one of the dancers is introduced as "The Reverend ____".…

I recently tired of the established provider routine and started trolling the SC's in my area. After just three club's and four girls I found a dancer willing to meet me OTC. She's asking for about 30% less than an…

Theres this girl that i want to make sure that shes there if i go to the club. Is it normal to call in and ask if she is working?

The older I get and/or the higher mileage I get, It takes more to excite me. I just read a review for a club that I visit. The reviewer said that he spent $240 for an hour of grinding. If…

These shows that take place at normal bars for a few hours at a time are becoming more difficult to find. I think that the two in Back of the Yards have closed so I need your help finding replacements.…

during a lap dance. The girls claim that it happens "All the time" In almost thirty years of lap dances I've never gotten more than thoroughly erect and a little pre cum. Never close to actually climaxing. Are there certain…

I had a few dancers tell me that they have never filed a tax return (as opposed to filing tax returns but paying not taxes). This is hard to believe, because they have house mortgages, car loans and bank…

I have gotten into bringing a vibe with me when I go to the clubs. I've never asked anyone 'official' at a club whether it's OK to do so. Most friskers at the doors don't find it, but…

Sometimes they just want general information. I give. Sometimes they want specific information about some of my favorites and I don't give that out to people that I do not know. I try to give them some hints on what…

The club I visit the most is the Platinum Plus in Columbia. It never fails that the DJ plays the music so ungodly loud that you can't carry a conversation without shouting. I once brought a reunion group with substantial…

Which do your prefer? Of course, I'd rather have both together. But in the absence of that ideal, I'd prefer perky nips; it's a sure way to see if the girl is feeling sexuallly stimulated by her dancing…

If you plan on making a beach trip during prime hurricane season, do you make plans long ahead of time and go anyway or wait and see how the 7 day weather forecast is? Every time I even think…

I once thought one hour away from the strip club in a not so big town meant no dancers lived here. Last night I heard an attractive dancer say she has stayed nearby and liked the area.…

Lately we've learned that parodyman--> is not really employed by anyone but rather "works from home". Can you say mail-order "multi-level marketing"? I guess not having a real job gives him plenty of time to obsess over and stalk his unrequited…

Over the years, I have seen a few visibly pregnant dancers. Mostly, I've seen this at real dumpy dives, but I just saw one the other night at my favorite club. It's not really an upscale, gentleman's club, but…

My mileage has gotten so strong that I have to go wash my hands after every back room trip. The dancers no longer ask for a lap dance but rather ask if I want to go play. And I do.…

Do you get many dancers that instead of doing the LD at the start of the next song, she starts immediately and goes until the middle of the next song? I've only had one or two dancers ever do it…

A previous message mentioned the Bottom 40. It got me checking. How many of the top and bottom have you visited. Myself, five in the top and one in the bottom.