Last night I had a dancer keep insisting I was at the club just two days ago. I kept telling her no. Then she told me I must have a double from New Zealand because he looked just…

I don't know if anyone is interested but I know a dancer who went to North Dakota in hopes of making a lot of money dancing. She took off for some unknown time whether it was a week or…

Good morning, sisters and brothers. It is a sunny and beautiful day out in here, nestled in the foothills below Mount Baldy & Cucamonga Peak. I hope e erroneous had a good weekend of clubbing.…

Been daydreaming today about some of the best tan lines that I have ever seen. Only see them on occasion these days.

I have posted previously on this but have a few more questions. I am interested in what clubs, on a week night, give the best combination of larger numbers of dancers, attractiveness of dancers, lower cost, and availability of fun…

So I broke one of my rules last night but it has got me thinking. Never just go to the vip without confirming dance prices ahead. It is a rule that the majority of us have and it…

I dig that our new bud Dacandyman pointed out that Aiden Aspen has a pierced taint. Never seen a piercing there on a stripper! You know that a girl with an anal piercing will do just about anything. I bet…

I heard that Christie's in Cleveland has parking for boats.. Any details on this? Any other clubs with this unique feature? I also heard coliseum in Detroit has a helipad.

Friday night I went to a new strip club. I gave my car to the 2 young valets, walked inside, and partied until after midnight. When I come out, one 20-something-year-old valet runs and brings up my BMW.…

I recently visited Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Baltimore and had to park in a garage and walk over to the club. I had a printable free admission pass to help balance out the parking cost. Any one…

Suppose the Hindu God Vishnu appeared to you in a dream and told you that, if you didn't stop going to strip clubs, you'd be reincarnated as a stripper. Would you keep going to strip clubs?

my buds car died an i had to go help him. Hes still drivin a crappy 80s car that should be in junkyard. by the time we got done i didnt feel like clubbin tonite. too tired. But my bud…

So a long time stripper friend of mine was telling me Wednesday that this lawyer wanted to become her sugar daddy but she refused because she did not want to get mixed up with a married man. So now she…

Who else has had a stripper ask to be left something in their will?

Stripper: "I'm so broke, I can't even buy food." Me: "Oh that's terrible, I'll take you shopping at the grocery store." <crickets chirping>

When do we stop handing over money to hot young women ? I wonder if I will ever tire of new girls , new tits, new .....

I LOVE yoga pants on hot chicks. They look amazing. That tight booty, switching from side-to-side. When I was at the sc two Friday's ago, I got to enjoy the shift change and almost all the…

Looks like we have a dude trying to take Juicebro's place. I kind of like this candydude, though I think he should riff on the whole "doggy cone 'round the penis" shizzle. 'Twas Juice's anarchic humor that made me laugh.…

Decided to stay in last night and surf for good porn. Now I find this hot blonde and her tats look familiar. Turns out she worked at local club and did not get chance to VIP her, before…

Anyone else feel as if they damaged their knees with too many lappers? Of course weigh gain and aging have a lot to do with it but I now notice it a lot more when a dancer is putting her…

For all the guys who said nice things ill tell u what happenend last nite. My friends did come over and we smoked a lot. we also drank a lot of beer. Im still hung over. We watched netflicks til…

Hi - don't have much experience with the NY/NJ/PA area - any recommendations? Nothing unsafe/divey, more interested in quality of dancers and lap dances. Are clubs in Manhattan worth it? Is NJ better? Any place where…

Props for doing the best troll on here in a while and making some people think he was alucard. Lol

For guys who, in the club, tell the dancers they are happily married, there with the wife's permission, just looking for a little NSA extra sexual gratification. Does this work to get the dancers to simply attend to your…

Im stuck hom on friday nite an dont have enuf money to have fun clubbin. I txted my friends to come over and smoke weed wit me so if a girl comes along maybe she will take her top off…