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Funny Dancers

Now that we've heard about best stripper lies, what are some of the funniest shit that a dancer had said? My ATF is sarcastic as fuck but one thing she said that wasn't sarcastic that had me dying was…

SlickSpicVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 26

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Warning about Tootsies!!!!!

Do not under any circumstances take part in the free porn movie with a dance promotion. I did last night after I had spent the evening in the Upper Level with my fave and a new girl. Well…

LionshareContributor13 yrs ago 16 13

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May 6-12 is "International Clitoris Awareness Week"

Mention the word "clitoris" and some people get touchy -- and not in a good way. But that could change quickly because May 6—12 as the first ever "International Clitoris Awareness Week," a seven-day period designed to celebrate the female body…

shadowcatElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 5 8

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Platinum Plus Raided

http://www.wfmz.com/news/news-regional-lehighvalley/11-dancers-at-platinum-plus-strip-club-charged-in-prostitution-sting/-/132502/19990048/-/9k2d48z/-/index.html

critic12345Contributor13 yrs ago 3 15

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Quelle est cette "je ne sais quoi"?

Monsieur Bullwinkle gots me ta thankin' 'bout those little thangs that make certain clubs special. And not in the "rides the short bus" kind of way. You may not be able to describe the "je ne sais quoi" you perceive…

zipman68Contributor13 yrs ago 4 5

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REVIEWS ???

anyone having problem getting a review accepted? last one I sent keeps getting rejected for being to short or not enough details. expanded to fill the box and still gets rejected.

10inchesVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 5 19

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Bad liars?

I don't begrudge dancers twisting their background information or even outright lying about it, hell I expect it. But at least learn to keep the lies straight. Recently I had a very cute Filipina dancer make about 8 contradictory statements…

jester214Contributor13 yrs ago 9 17

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discrepancies in the goals of the customer and the seller

When you are chased after for having a commodity your perceived value increases. Due to the increased value you have access to more resources. In a market the commodity can be an effective piece of armor and the…

badboylooking4dirtygirl13 yrs ago 7 7

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Don't go to strip clubs looking for sex or love

Strip clubs are a store just like any other business. You are going to spend money for a product. The product happens to be nudity and attention from women. Do not confuse this with romance, love, or even sex. I…

tossthrow13 yrs ago 2 25

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Ban rope!

<i>How people commit suicide has changed, too. Use of firearms and poison rose, but the biggest increase was for suffocation, mostly due to hanging.</i> http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2013/05/02/180545035/suicide-rate-climbs-for-middle-aged-americans?utm_source=NPR&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=20130502 Sorry for off topic, just a chance to prod a certain someone everybody knows on here...

deogolContributor13 yrs ago 3 1

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You have go to read this

A Texas judge has ruled in the famous not enough cloth case. This is not only justice, it is poetic justice. http://www.scribd.com/doc/139072525/Judge-s-Entertaining-Order-in-Strip-Club-Case

CarolinaWandererVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 11 4

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Mommy

Mommy! Mommy! Altard keeps threatning me! Tell him to stop or I can't stop sucking my thumb and masterbating...

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 6 12

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Feds involved in hunt for wanted MB strip club owner

MYRTLE BEACH, SC (WMBF) – Horry County Police and the U.S. Marshals service are searching for a Myrtle Beach gentleman's club owner after a victim came forward claiming he raped her. "I went to the hospital as soon as I got…

shadowcatElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 4

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SC Joke of the day

Alutard is sitting in a club one day and a dancer approaches him and starts to sit down. As she is sitting down she says "I just wanted to walk over here and offer to fuck your brains out". She…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 5 3

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Question for those of you who have been to HK/Adelitas

I'm wondering... In your experience, what time/day have you noticed the best action at these clubs? Numbers are always good too IMO, since it increases the overall action. What are the best times to go to these clubs? Personally, I have been…

GroovnHighVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 6 6

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Would you Sue the Club?

If you found out that you got an STD like HIV, hepatitis, HPV, herpes etc after getting lapdances and MORE? Would you want the dancers to be tested for STDs before they are hired on especially in clubs known…

vinstudContributor13 yrs ago 12 15

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Spring has sprung

I used to get hornier in the spring Not so much as I get older. Does anyone else have the urge to fuck more after the snow melts?

motorheadElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 10

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May 2,2013

It's time to club you going ?

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 8

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There is no sex in the Champagne Room or is there?

Authorities on Wednesday raided Platinum Plus, an Allentown strip club, and arrested 11 dancers on prostitution-related charges, saying they offered undercover officers sex acts in the "Champagne Room," according to court documents. To get into the room, a guest at Platinum…

shadowcatElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 13

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Sex Drive: How Do Men and Women Compare?

Piggybacking on shadowcat's thread on “bi strippers” – I came across the following article. The article is 3 pages long but it is pretty interesting IMO. Below is a section of the article that talks a little bit…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 3

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Crazy Horse Too reopens

The famous & infamous Crazy Horse Too Strip Club in Las Vegas is finally reopening after many years shuttered. The Las Vegas Advisor says: "May 1, 2013 10:38 Crazy Horse Too Grand Opening: This morning received a note from Crazy Horse Too,…

Joe from NJElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 12 3

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This is the best....

....court decision you will ever read involving a strip club. http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/05/01/180282342/judge-doubles-down-on-double-entendres-in-strip-club-case

grand1511Elite Reviewer13 yrs ago 5 3

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Global Warming = More Prostitutes?

Ummm ok, at least according to US Democrats. My first thought when I saw this was, 'Man, human stupidity really is infinite'. But after mulling over the article a little, part of me thought there might be a little bit…

ThatOtherGuy13 yrs ago 9 10

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Butt crack piercings

Now I have heard it all. I saw it mentioned in a reviews and Googled it. http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/the-illusion-of-a-navelpiercing-unsually-bodymodimodification

shadowcatElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 2

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Attendance Down Extras Up?

I have noticed lately that the number is customers is way down from this time last year. Many of the strippers I talk to at various clubs have talked to me about this, so some now work 12 hour days,…

stenton1Veteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 5 13
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