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Simply put, unless you really like these type of dancers. It really is most ghetto rap girls left. Pretty much all the Mexican girls in Texas are fat and ghetto. Enjoy if you do. But I'm say goodbye…
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Would you rather date, not just fuck- A. Model-type hot, 9-10, with the personality of stucco(Kate Upton, Tura Banks, etc) B. Hot chick, 7-9, funny and quick witted(Whitney Cummings, Chelsea Handler, etc) C. Hot chick, 7-9, intelligent and articulate but…
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Actually it might already be here. Man, cold snap has hit DC, it's like 15 degrees outside! And you know what that means - no more miniature golf! So how are things in your neck of the woods?
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If you remember a little over a month ago I told you about my engagement. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31091 Well after thinking about it and getting some advice from lots of people (including Corvus), I decided to break it off. I…
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http://www.sanluisobispo.com/2014/11/18/3356010/woman-accused-of-setting-bacon.html
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I had received dances from both in the past but never knew they were related.
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I've noticed that in the club, dancers have free reign to do things that normal people wouldn't do to you. I've had my blouse ripped off, my bra too, had i not started escaping. I've been fondled, smacked in the…
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I'm planning a trip to Detroit (assuming that I can save up enough money for it) to make a round of the strip clubs there. I'm from Chicago. (Atlantis is my favorite club here at the moment.) I'd be…
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I looked at his Facebook pics again and I just noticed that..... Juice has no wrists!.....Just huge arms attached to hamhock hands!....lol
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I had a first tonite. I went to eat at Twin Peaks and I had the hottest waitress in the place. She was at least a 9.5 if not a 10 in my book. She was kind of shy but…
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For a guy who would rather pay a hooker to play miniature golf with him than have sex with her. Why the need to kid himself that he is being altruistic? Or maybe he's just a homo...
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"The writer-producer also was behind 'Knight Rider,' 'Fall Guy' and 'Six Million Dollar Man'" Those were some good TV shows http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/glen-a-larson-dead-battlestar-748879
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With apologies to the Eagles, welcome to the Hotel Intifada... On a South London ring road, Diesel fumes in my hair, Warm smell of samosas, Rising up through the air. Up ahead by the Poundshop, I saw a flickering light, Completely knackered and I needed…
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Demand a divorce during the wedding ceremony. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2837721/Saudi-husband-tells-bride-wants-divorce-wedding-seeing-face-time-photographer-asked-pose-pictures.html
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I have been getting dances from this girl for several months and we have gone as far as we can go at the table. We need to move on to the next step. I live 37 miles south of the…
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Drunk shot best friend, cut his penis off and fed it to his dog http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/drunk-shot-best-friend-cut-4650044
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You know that when minds with the track record for accuracy and objectivity of Fox News, The Economist, and our very own stevie-girl are all in agreement on economic matters then it must be so. Right now they are all…
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What does 6.9 mean? A period that gets in the waynof a good time. What is the square route of 69? Ate something. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-loto-puss What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass
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If you got to your favorite Strip club after a long hiatus and you were really excited to go. You walk in with a turgid boner and all the dancers were over 200 pounds. One grabs tour junk and starts…
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I went to the ATM, and upon seeing my DS, i sprung a TB, and we started DFK'ing. She asked if I wanted to LDK, but I said I preferred OTC. She said that would be 1G. I protested…
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Security guards at a South Philadelphia strip club shot a man early Sunday after he allegedly tried to run one of them over with his minivan, police said. The 27-year-old man was kicked out of Club Onyx on Christopher Columbus Boulevard…
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When I get a lapdance, my favorite thing is not sex (I prefer sex OTC). My favorite thing during a lapdance is kissing. Unfortunately I haven't received a lot of kissing in lapdances in my strip clubbing career. I've been…
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The best thing about this story of an Oklahoma strip club is the picture of the club. The club is what we in the civilized parts of the nation call a a barn. http://www.kswo.com/story/27400357/strip-club-busted-for-after-hours-parties
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Technological advances like this are a great example of just how DOOMED we are (just like Steve-girl said) and how bleak the "future" is looking: http://bloom.bg/1xD5GkF
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Did anyone else see Rick get a manicure? He has meat hands. Is that better or worse than sausage fingers?
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