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Beauty and the JuiceBeast.....

And lo, the JuiceBeast gazed upon the face of beauty, and beauty stayed his sausage fingers. And from that day on, the JuiceBeast was as one gone nuts.

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 2

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farmerart

Any truth to this... The Royal Canadian mint announced that they are going to take the polar bear off the toonie and replace it with two fornicating deer... Instead of calling it a "toonie", it will be called "two fucking bucks".

ClubberVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 7

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OT: Obama to Lower Corporate Taxes? (*)

Obama actually proposing to lower corporate taxes? (*) Subject to consider caveats regarding taxes of offshore earnings. This one was a bit surprising, but good, to hear! http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-01/obama-said-to-propose-taxes-on-foreign-earnings-offshore-profit And he's going to use the money on economic infrastructure? This will definitely help…

DougsterVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 11

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"You Can Do Anything You Want"

Friday evening a young dancer I had recently met came over to my house. When our OTC encounter was over, she told me she would love to come over again. She said, "You can do anything you want.…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 18

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Who will win he Super Bowl this weekend?

I'd say if you're not from Seattle or Boston and not betting you could care less since both teams have a large selection of players/coaches that are annoying as fuck! I'm going to go with Seattle although Deflategate could provide extra…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 21

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OT: Just Me?

There's a new Tums ad with a chick kick-boxing with a giant pastrami sandwich. Somehow I find it strangely erotic. Anyone else?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 3

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Am I missing something?

I wrote these observations a couple of weeks ago before my recent trip with the DS. But being with her for three days has only reinforced the sentiments expressed. I'm at a bar in a tropical location. Older crowd,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 5 19

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Richmond 2AMer.

RICHMOND, Va. — Two men were wounded in a double shooting outside a South Richmond strip club. Richmond Police officers found the wounded men in the parking lot of “The Candy Bar” around 3 a.m. Sunday. Detective at the scene used…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 1

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RIP: Rod McKuen

Poet. Songwriter. Singer. If you lived in the 60's and 70's you knew this guy. Even if you never saw this: http://youtu.be/WtESZkGAl0I I know you have to hsve heard this: http://youtu.be/cd_Fdly3rX8 I think at one point one of the…

motorheadElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 5 10

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Banned Super Bowl Commercials

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/30/banned-super-bowl-commercials_n_6575026.html?ncid=newsltushpmg00000003

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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Do you use straws?

In a strip club, regular bar or restaurant they always serve you a straw along with you drink. Do you use them? I personally don't. I think that they make a guy look feminine. One female told me the reason…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 25

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Obvious song choices

"Shorty I don't. ... mind. If you dance on a pole. .. it don't make you a ho." And of course that song about blowing up the club... on a Tuesday is always played on Tuesdays.

JamesSDContributor11 yrs ago 9 2

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Something doesn't add up in this Atlanta stripper incident.

Some residents are questioning the way Decatur Police Department handled the case of a stripper found lying next to her car on a residential street. The police department says its officers concluded the woman was simply tired and sent her…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 12

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I just realized that the Game of War: Fire Age girl is.......

Kate Upton!......mama mia that's some massive cleavage http://www.eonline.com/news/604412/kate-upton-flaunts-incredible-cleavage-rides-horse-into-battle-in-game-of-war-fire-age-watch-now

mikeya0211 yrs ago 3 2

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Another Classic Joke

Two bums were wandering down the railroad tracks when they saw a dog licking his balls. One said,"I wish I could do that"! The other said, "better pet him first"

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 4

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Strippers are smart, very smart!

Probably will get a lot of grief on this topic, but strippers are smart, very smart! There are two kinds of smart: educational and people. Strippers are people smart not educational smart. They know their customers and…

VeryBigDawgVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 31

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Getting bogus numbers from strippers

Recently I learned from another TUSCLer that an old fave of mine is back on stage in Phoenix, and I'm very excited about getting in to see her very soon. One of my absolute favorite bodies. Ever.…

azddVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 10 9

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No more being disappointed!

Recently I've started a new thing. If I meet a stripper I like and have a good time with, then I'll ask for her number. Obviously sometimes it's for OTC purposes, but sometimes it's just for wanting to know if…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 30

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The Dream Trip

A couple weeks ago I asked for advice about taking my DS on a trip, and I promised to report how the trip went. Well, the trip is over, and this is my report. The trip was awesome…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 16

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Ever wish a civvy was a stripper?

Ran into a lady at work recently that I've had light friendly conversations with in the past. Hadn't seen her since last year before Christmas. When she said hello, she insisted on giving me a hug. Guess…

HungryGiraffeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 8 25

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More club violence

2:27 a.m., an employee at Club Rog {Fremont, OH} reported she got into an argument with another employee over money she felt she was owed at the club, 2400 block of East McPherson Highway, Green Creek Township. The caller said…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 8

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CF Clarification

club favorite, as in your favorite dancer at a certain club, or current favorite, as in no.1 girl at the moment?

tobalaContributor11 yrs ago 23 7

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Isn't it great being a dirty old man

The age difference here is only slightly more than me and my DS. http://dailym.ai/1A7R3J8

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 7

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Have you ever lost a stripper/GF?

I lost a girl friend last week. Killed in a single car rollover accident. Driving drunk and maybe high. I found out about her death on the TV news. What a shock it was to wake up to that. This…

CorvusElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 8 25

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A strip club coming to Cincy?

CINCINNATI, OH (FOX19) - The Queen City could be baring it all. There's talks of bringing the only strip club to Cincinnati. A business man has met with a few council members to discuss the idea and talk about necessary zoning…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 6 6
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