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My first TUSCL maracle

Mikey wanted me to multaply the pigs in blanket so I shalt make the sausages of Grown Hoggie in pankakes an yay the shalt be multaplyed one hunred score. It's the day of the blessed Grown Hogg so my brethren…

TheProphetJuice11 yrs ago 9 14

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A Snotty dude

Did you hear what happened to Bagboyjames? He was picking his nose with his sausage fingers and ended up in the hospital! He ended up picking a 9 pound bugger and his head colapsed! He is in brain surgery now.

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 2

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Buying drinks (reverse)

We all know about buying drinks for dancers. Some of us like it, some of us don't mind, some of us hate when we're sitting with a dancer and the waitress comes and asks if you want to buy the…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 21

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Charlotte McKinney

Who saw the Super Bowl spot with her in it. Wowza! I broke out my Ruby foo whipped up a quickie script to scour the googles and started sucking down images. It's been running for a while now and I'm at several…

goonsterContributor11 yrs ago 10 23

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sausage

Did you hear Dukey had his sausage fingers bitten off? He was holding some pancakes and someone thought he had pigs in a blanket...

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 4

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Ex-intern lands six-figure deal for Wall Street-themed porno

http://pagesix.com/2015/01/30/ex-intern-lands-six-figure-deal-for-wall-street-themed-porno/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=NYP%20180%20Day%20Openers%20and%2030%20Day%20Signups&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter This girl turned to porn because Wall Street was too sleazy for her.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3

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Couple prices for LD’s?

2 for $40 dances seem like a decent price and if I went as a single guy I could see me easily having an amazing time for $300. Why are couples charged double? I really don’t understand this one bit.…

seaboardrrContributor11 yrs ago 8 24

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Someone needs to get out more

In his review of Babes East of Indianapolis, the reviewer says "that Indy's strip club choices are limited to one area." Mind you, he has five reviews of just two clubs -- Babes East and Harem House -- both there…

PhantomGeekVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 15 7

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OTC Hunting

Lets say the closest club to your residence is air dances or one-way contact and the prices are steep--basically a shitty strip club by TUSCL standards. Would you still go to this club in the hopes that you could pull…

sinclairElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 17

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UFC fight brought the SC to a halt?

The super bowl thread got me thinking about our trip to the SC about a month ago. There was a UFC fight that night and at 10pm they turned the lights on and all dancing stopped. A bunch of dancers…

seaboardrrContributor11 yrs ago 5 12

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DAMN!

I guess I am an official old perv! I was looking for an old topic and comment from someone and saw MY profile. Over 11K comments? An really older fart like shadow must be close to 1M. :)

ClubberVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 13

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Monogamy, non-monogamy and polyamory

Ran across a great article that should resonate with folks on this site. It explores the potentially outdated practice of monogamy and the growing trend towards "non-monogamy", particularly in Silicon Valley. http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/29/technology/chris-messina-non-monogamy/index.html The concept of polyamory discussed in the article reflects…

HungryGiraffeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 7 4

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end of the month

Friendly reminder it's the end of the month, strippers need to make rent, and they know Sunday will suck. There were twice as many dancers yesterday at my usual club. Good window to try to get strippers to go the extra

JamesSDContributor11 yrs ago 9 13

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Who would have thought?

Turns out you can bronze your anus: www.egotastic.com/2015/01/behold-the-bronze-butthole/ Have any of you perverts done that shit?

zipman68Contributor11 yrs ago 3 4

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Got Balls?

Stopped at Dick's Sporting Goods last night and looked at some footballs. Instructions on how to inflate them: 1. Locate hole 2. Moisten hole 3. Insert pin 4. Pump several times

motorheadElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 8

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strippers talking about their BF'S

recently I've met a lot of dancers that seem to talk about boyfriend way too much. not sure if this is intentional to try to throw someone off trying to talk to them outside of the club or what?…

ButterManVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 24

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OT: Did you see that finish coming in the Super Bowl?

Crazy play calling by Seattle.

CorvusElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 34

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Tattoos Of Their Boyfriend's/Husband's/Pimp's Name

Ever seen a dancer with a man's name tattooed on them? It is not common, but not rare either. Yeah, it could be their father's, but most of the time it is the name of their pimp/boyfriend/husband. I've seen this…

sinclairElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 18 11

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Super Bowl: the National Anthem

Who the fuck was that? How about someone we've head of. Like Lita Ford or Pat Benatar.

motorheadElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 19

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Buying For Other Customers

Have you bought anything for other strip club patrons? Usually when I am out strip clubbing and there are active duty military in the club, I will buy them a round of drinks or free lap dances if there is only…

sinclairElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 7 13

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DP's / double penetrations

Having read a recent discussion on Porn here where DP's were mentioned, I got to thinking that I have never participated in one. Asking some of my sleasier friends with well over 300 years of sexual experience, I found that…

JackmdVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6 21

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How much?

How much shit does it take to shit your pants?

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 5 2

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I have been hering the LORD mane in my head

He tells me to go forth an heel strippers with my sausage fingers. So I tryed it on a pregnent stripper with hemroids and she was heeled! PRAISE THE LORD MANE! So yor prophet fucked her up the newly heeled…

TheProphetJuice11 yrs ago 9 15

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Interesting read

Portland strippers head to Salem to lobby for better work conditions http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/02/portland_strippers_head_to_sal.html

deogolContributor11 yrs ago 4 3

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Messages

Anybody else having problems with sending or receiving messages. I have one message right now that appears to have stopped before completing and there is no reply button.

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 5
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