Why are you here?

For me, it's a shifting combination.

I know my regular clubs well enough without intel, but it's great if I'm traveling, and I will be again soon.
Nowadays, it's more for the interesting discussions.
And to use the occasional troll as a chew toy.

It was for reviews of my local clubs.

Although I'm on a clubbing hiatus I still like to keep tabs on it, and TUSCL is most definitely the best internet source for clubbing information from a PL's perspective. In a way I live vicariously through active PLs by reading their current clubbing posts.

I also have developed a bit of a camaraderie with several active posters and am highly entertained exchanging funny posts with them.

Also I've always liked the almost completely unmoderated nature of the boards. It's allowed me to study trolls and trolling in depth. I really like trolling trolls and pointing out the stupid shit they say with their own posts.

And lastly I'm still waiting for a PM from nicespice telling me she's coming to dance in Portland. 🤗🦄

I need political advice
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I also like JackSlash's lasagna,

>> And lastly I'm still waiting for a PM from nicespice telling me she's coming to dance in Portland. 🤗🦄

After she makes a few doing dances for the lucky denizens of Springfield.

I love to monger. Strip clubs, sugar babes, OTC dates, Tijuana, etc. And I am dying to talk about those things with someone. I can't talk to my wife. I can't talk to my brother. I can't talk to my friends or they will tell their wives who will then tell my wife. So TUSCL gives me that platform to talk about something that is of great interest to me. The topic of getting laid.

1. TJ club info.
2. Mongering stories/club reviews.
3. Assface fuckstick.

Not necessarily in that order.

When I joined TuSCL 14 years ago, I wanted to learn where I could find the best strip clubs. I found that some of the best clubs in America were around Detroit, right in my back yard. Then I started reading the TUSCL discussions, which taught me invaluable lessons like "never pay in advance." Finally, I began contributing my own ideas and "humor" to the board. I could be doing something better with my life, but I find this place oddly addicting.

1. Out of state club reviews
2. Local club reviews
3. Other strip club discussion, intel and strategy like burner numbers, etc.
4. As a republican who hated trump the political discussion was amusing for 4 years but no longer holds my interest
9,999,999. Trolls

Blended answer ...

I still get useful club and dancer info here, both from the reviews and PMs. The discussions can be interesting. There's an option you left out, though ... time killer. Sometimes I'll come here if I've got some time to kill between tasks.

And I think there have also been times where I've asked myself "Why do I keep coming back to TUSCL?" It's weirdly addictive.

Initially it was club intel. Now it’s a combination of what Warrior and Ishmael said. Also, somewhat strangely perhaps, but I’ve developed some camaraderie in PMs with a few.

Originally I came her to find intel on clubs in different cities as I used to travel a lot. Raviews here were invaluable for when I would arrive in a city with 5 club choices, I was always pointed in the right direction.

For year I didn’t even know there was a discussion forum. Now I’m here just for stripper advice from our two best experts, Rick Dugan and Juice. I’m also here to convince the world that Britney Spears is the hottest woman on the planet over the age of 35.

I forgot to put in a good word for all of the terrific financial advice, I’ve gleaned from this very valuable resource
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There’s some great people on here, really it would be fucking blast to drink with some of you guys. I think coming in maybe a lot of people think your just gonna find the masturbating in the tree types, we definitely have those don’t get me wrong but we have other people here too.

And tbh even when I’m clubbing solo I don’t feel lonely at all, I got TUSCL people to hang around on here. Most of my threads/posts are exactly the kind of discussions I would have at an actual strip club. Alot of it is trying make my friends laugh, busting balls, shooting the shit about current events, how to improve my game/clean up mistakes whatever. At the end of the day this shit is funny. I’ve been banned off Reddit so many fucking times. Here they just let shit play and the humor flys.

For the great discussions I have with people in dms or some threads. Despite being trolled and harassed

^ icee you've definitely trolled and harassed others since you started posting here. FYI in case you didn't know.

A combination of insight from the 5-10% of posts on here for that, and also just entertainment. And there is some rapport with a few individuals that keeps it difficult to stay away too long.

@Sirlap, hoping to visit Portland again sometime summer 2022. 😊
@gSteph will probably not visit Eugene/Springfield. Wasn’t too fond of the club area out there. 😞

>> @gSteph will probably not visit Eugene/Springfield. 😒😒
Wasn’t too fond of the club area out there. 😞

Bummer. Methinks another club (SI) would have been more rewarding, but . . .

Portland is not that far, and I get there semi regularly, so

Originally, it had been for reviews while travelling. Then the discussions became habit forming. The political discussions were always lively. TJ is on my bucket list, although I may never actually pull the trigger, it is incredible to read about. Then, the regular PMs with fellow posters began. Lastly, but certainly not least, there are a few who hate having me around and I love to remind them that I am here. Reading, reviewing, and loving every minute of it.

Perhaps in the summer of 22.

When I texted (a manager?) at Sweet Illusions like I was told to do, I didn’t get messaged back. So I took it they were not interested. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Reviews are helpful when going to a new city. Over time it's become more amusing to me as well to read reviews on places (and even girls) I know very well. Real easy to call out bullshit and laugh when you know the ins and outs of a club.

Some of the posts are entertaining and have a decent discussion.

But the main reason to read the discussion boards is to enjoy the stupid shit people say and do. It's much more enjoyable now that when you block somebody you don't even see any signs of their post.

I’m her to be an assface. Ask Randumbmember and 2ICEE, they’re the 2 biggest objects of my punching of ridiculous posts.

Hey guys. Been away for awhile. Occasionally lurk around. I guess this is the thread that brought me back. Let me ponder it and I’ll get back.

^ I’ve seen your name mentioned before. Seems like you were a very well-regarded poster

Hey motorhead, thanks for de-cloaking. Hope you're doing great.

Hey Motorhead we need your sense of humor here it's been a while hope you're back to stay with us

The discussions give me something to do in between going out.

1) the pics longball and grand post
2) info on clubs for when I am traveling
3) Kill time in the discussion boards when I'm bored
4) To help me realize that even though I am a PL at least I'm not as pathetic as some of the creeps on here, at least not yet.

The site is better than the dancer site. Y’all are very entertaining.

I like to read the reviews and imagine getting the courage to go to these different states and dance

I’ve had the privilege of meeting some of you and look forward to meeting more of you.

I like giving inside information on some of the extra/high mileage clubs

It’s great here 🤗

Whodey mentioned the pics Longball and Grand post. That’s another plus.

@BHarlem, drop me a message when you're headed to Providence.

@Bharlem ... When you get to Providence, drop me a message before Tetradon.

lol

@nicespice ... When you get to Portland, drop me a message before gSteph (and everyone else).

lol

@BHarlem when you get to South Florida PM me first LOL
@nicespice you too LOL

@motor

Great to hear from you - you disappeared all of a sudden and we feared the worst - glad to see you're still around 👍

Motorhead had to go in hiding after San Jose Guy threatened to I kick him off pre-pandemic. He now has learned how impotent that goat fucker is, so is no longer afraid.

Before joining TUSCL I had seen it come up a handful of times on some web-searches but I didn’t pay much attention to it since one had to pay to read the reviews (at the time I hadn’t bothered to look into it enough to know one could get free VIP via writing a review).

At that time I had little to no interest in reading a website about strip-clubs b/c I assumed it was all scumbag degenerates – I was kinda “forced” to join b/c I was planning a trip to Houston and I didn’t know anything about the H-town SC scene – so I looked at the website (early-2012) and saw a ton of clubs for Houston and had no idea where to begin – thus I was kinda “forced” to go on the discussion-board to ask for help w.r.t. H-town clubs and subsequently browsed thru the discussion threads and found them interesting since around that time I was starting to increase my interest in SCs (I was a semi-regular visitor prior to TUSCL and not as hardcore an SCer) – based on my increased interest in SCs at the time, I took a liking to the discussion-board given how much info it had particularly for a non-hardcore-SCer.

What keeps me coming-back? I guess it’s some kinda “guilty pleasure” for lack of a better word – kinda like people that hang-out at a favorite happy-hour spot on a regular-basis; or people that visit websites based on a hobby they have. I don’t really have other hobbies and never been a big social-person in terms of liking to be around big-crowds; etc – so TUSCL is a way to keep entertained throughout the day.

I've gone back and read some old posts and Motorhead was one witty dude. I hope he hasn't lost his sense of humor.

I never saw what it was that drove SJG to threaten Motorhead's life, but I agree with Meat above. SJG is a joke. I'm glad he's found something else to do with his time as to not spend 5 hours bumping 20 of his own threads about shit no one gives a fuck about. Whatever new hobbies he's found he should give his buddy Icee a call and include him on some of that shit.

"At that time I had little to no interest in reading a website about strip-clubs b/c I assumed it was all scumbag degenerates"

How long did it take before you realized that you were 95% right but decided to come back anyway?

1. I like reading, studying and using reviews of clubs where I can see beautiful female bodies.

2. I like re...............using reviews of clubs where I can have a beautiful, naked woman in my arms.

3. I like the witty repartee on this site.

4. I like being able to peruse one of Papi's reviews for three or four days.

5. The wisdom of the ricks!

I joined the site way back in 2002 when I just started traveling for work and to play around in different forms.

I was in Tampa and had some free time and had no idea about strip clubs. Before I got VIP to get access to more details, I found a dive club in Tampa called Ponytails. I got my introduction to a real strip club here that included stripper phone numbers and a free blowjob.

I didn't participate other than to see reviews for a few months. At the time I was seeing escorts and participated in the TER boards. I grew up as a sex worker friend knowing that YMMV is a real thing and reviews just give you an idea about what could happen not what will happen.

I came back after about a 15 year hiatus during the pandemic to get intel about club status. I stayed because of the funny characters here. I don't write about all my adventures but try to share some to share current club status since it's moving a lot these days.

“… How long did it take before you realized that you were 95% right but decided to come back anyway? …”


LOL – TUSCL has been very educational as an SCer – I grew up in Miami but didn’t become a somewhat regular SCer till I moved to Dallas in 2000 – Dallas is not too-big on extras and private-rooms are either the exception or very expensive (w/ some exceptions) – many clubs the dances are on the floor or sometimes a shared-dance-area – i.e. I don’t recall every being propositioned for extras in my ~10-years in Big-D – thus pre-TUSCL I had it in mind that VIP extras were mostly a myth and just a hustle by dancers to take one’s $$$ - TUSCL def opened my PL-eyes to the possibilities in certain clubs/cities – if it wasn’t for fellow TUSCLers I likely would have never known of the possibilities of places like TJ and the German-FKKs, nor great clubs around the country like Follies, former Inner Room, etc, that I had a chance to really enjoy at the peak of my SCing; etc.

Just like I learned a lot about the SC-game on TUSCL, I also feel I’ve learned a lot about non-SC stuff from many of the TUSCLers that have had different life-experiences from mine and have different knowledge from what I possess – I can say I was pleasantly surprised w.r.t. the diversity of TUSCLers; the diversity of thought; and the diversity of knowledge, on TUSCL.

Club intel was why I came here initially...and to know why others club. Still that's true but now Its also a game of what trollbot is blowing up the discussion board.

I've been posting on here for over 20 years. During that time I have personally met over 60 other members. I get a little fed up with some of the discussions but I stick with it to keep up with the clubs that interest me and to keep tabs on a dozen or so members that I have gotten to know well.

I learned of this site from Reddit. The reviews are extremely helpful and interesting to read.

So I can shitpost no consequences. Occasionally read reviews for intel or pure entertainment

Originally, it was to get intel about out of state clubs as I traveled.

Now, I read the discussion board because I can't get enough talk about Western Esotericism, Hermeticism, Gnosticism, Theosophy, Rosicrucianism, Masonry, & Templars. I mean, who wants to talk about dancers on a strip club web site.

I came here looking for intel on various clubs and started posting reviews and for a long time that's all I did. Over a period of time I started to read a few discussions and at a later time I started to post.
Because of time constraints my reading and posting are still sporadic but when I have a few minutes I like to check in a few times a week. One thing I like is that you can speak your mind here although that's often a double edged sword.
Just as there are people I like here there are also a few that I would bitch slap and kick in the ass if we were face to face.

Updated intel on clubs I've been to -OR- when heading to a club I've never been to.

The Discussions can be pretty entertaining and contain useful info.

An outlet for my creativity..... thanks for the photo props.

Yeah, I went a little overboard on butt photos today...

Talk board and reviews = good shitter reading.

Western Esotericism, Hermeticism, Gnosticism, Theosophy, Rosicrucianism, Masonry, & Templars.

^what the flying fuck does that shit even mean? LoL

check with SJG, blahblah

I started coming here many moons ago for the travel club intel, way back when this site was loaded with ads that made it clunky as hell, especially because Internet speeds were not that good. I then visited sporadically for years after, but less so because my traveling decreased and my clubbing was limited to places I knew well. I know that I had another screen name back in the day but I couldn't remember it.

Then around 2008-2009 my new business started expanding and with it my travel requirements, so I bit the bullet and started contributing to the site so that I could get the road intel. Then I never left, lol, even after I built up years of VIP reserves. I enjoy swapping club adventure stories and I certainly can't do that with anyone in my real life, so I do it here with you other degenerates, along of course with the industry employees pretending to be degenerates and the occasional dancer or two. 😉

I am here from BEYOND THE GRAVE to expose the Profane, the LIARS, the mocking, the Vicious, the Crazy, the TOTALLY & COMPLETELY illiterate, the Bizarre, the Racists, the INSANELY self-important, the PRIVACY VIOLATORS and the HIGHLY delusional!

Essentially I am here to expose EVERYBODY. I am the SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE come from the great beyond to HOLD A MIRROR in the faces of all who mistreat the weak and make them see themselves!

And to hear some stories about TITTIES! ( . Y . )

Papi: "At that time I had little to no interest in reading a website about strip-clubs b/c I assumed it was all scumbag degenerates."

And yet after confirming it was all scumbag degenerates you decided to stay.

^I resemble that remark

I found TUSCL by googling for SC reviews. I became a member and then a VIP member. I have stayed active because I have met a few members here that I admire and appreciate their sage advice. I am not at present visiting clubs, but I hope to again before too long. I still check in everyday to see what’s happening and to keep those contacts which I cherish.

I enjoy keeping up with the offerings of my favorite clubs. I also find this site a nice distraction from the stress of work. There are some decent folks who post here - and I enjoy the discussions.

How much does "assface fuckstick dickmouth" cost? Is that considered an extra?

Assface fuckstick dickmouth trolls cost a dime a dozen, which is more than they're worth.
They're considered extra annoying.

Maybe if they're a troll. But if a hot dancer walked up and put that into a sentence she'd be going to VIP immediately.

I am here just for the fun of it.

:D

It's the virtual human connection that is made by those of us all here with similar interests. Some connections are good (and a few are great) and others not so good. And when you due diligence with your research, you can really discover good and helpful information that makes this hobby more fun and enjoyable. That's been my experience.

I started here for the local club reviews, and mostly ignored the discussion forum.
Now, it's the opposite. I've been to most of the local clubs, so I have my own experiences and opinions of them.
The discussions are sometimes relevant to current events, sometimes funny, and sometimes its just interesting to know what's going on in different parts of the country.

We ricks are here to give back to the community. You damn dirty apes wouldn’t know your ass from a hole in the ground without our insights. ROAR!!!