One of these statements is not true.
Women are broke
Only one? That is rich. Guess you'll just have to be embarrassed. Hope you and your wallet can stand the strain 😉
Gmd is a sarcastic guy. He says he has a microdong because its huge.
Sounds expensive. Go with #2 and jerk off instead of the other 3. It’s cheaper and less time-consuming
🔺 I like 1, 4, 5
@georgmicrodong
Pics and Vids of 1 to 4 or it didn’t happen.
:D
Good Times, Good Times.
Have you seen a recent photo of #3? Four kids and husband can cause a lot of baby damage and mileage.
@georgmicrodong i noticed you stopped posting anything in political discussions after the owning you got from gammanu weeks back…
Just because I find it the least interesting I will say number three is false.
Number two and four I really do like, and hope they are true.
@CJKent_band, ya know, I am a pervert, but even I don't come close to you.
@gammanu95: Even better. Met for lunch one day last month. She's got some additional padding, but it's all in the right places and she's still a smoke show.
Sugar baby is going to win out for most of my fun money, as she'll meet me any time I'm free, lets me in raw, and doesn't mind the creampies.
Number two will take the load in whatever hole or wherever on her body I want to put it, and likes pain and humiliation to boot, but she's a flake, so that's an "if and when she responds" situation.
Number 3 is a comfort thing. She's not a freak, but not stuck up. Also will go raw once we both get tested (both of us are fixed), but with four kids and a husband, it's gonna be tough to see her more than occasionally.
Number 4 is a cutie, but she's always said no, and while I will definitely see her if she wants, she will absolutely not fuck bare (not that I blame her; she's newly married and wants his kids, no one else's), but has agreed in principle to bare head and CIM along with occasional covered sex. Whether she follows through or not is another matter entirely. I'm skeptical.
Number 5 is alive.
George. Tiny dick and all. Still getting pussy.
Did a girl in a flat bed Ford slow down to take a look at you?
@ilbbaicnl: sadly, no.
Sounds like you're living your best life, george. Having too many options is a great problem to have in life.
Number two and I met last night. Her every hole was open for use. She wanted to be tied up, blindfolded, whipped/spanked, and used. She texted me this morning, "I'm sore all over. I can't sit down. When are we doing that again."
Nice. If you have the time and budget to juggle all that then Godspeed. . Right now I'm lucky if I can carve out one night a week for fun. So if I found myself in similar circumstances, I'd likely focus on the SB with the occasional side journey for #2. Too many hoops and conditions with 3 and 4 for my liking anyway.
But I should have also added bravo sir, lol.
Makes sense, nostrils and ear canals come into play when you've got a legit microdong.
@ilbbaicnl: You ain't wrong. 😜
@rickdugan: The only problem with number two is that she's the flakiest flake I've ever met. The very definition of ditzy blonde. There's about a 10% chance she'll answer a call or text, even when I explicitly mention cash. So ditzy that I've often questioned her to try to figure out if it's all an act. She's either a total flake, or the best actress I've ever seen. I've never caught her out.
I suspected drugs when I first met her, but I'm pretty sure that's not it. She made me get a piss test once and pissed in it right in front of me. Clean as a whistle. Still could have been fake, I guess, but seems unlikely at this point.
@georgmicrodong how could the piss test have been fake if you handed it to her and she pissed in front of you?
Number 5 is false. And I would avoid the chica in number 4, i would be worried the OTC would still suck or she would try scamming or have some hangups.
I also would refuse number 1’s demand and obviously meet the chicas in 2 and 3