the ultimate strip club list

First off, the name has been changed to Margaritas. If you keep walking south on the main strip in Nuevo Progresso past the pharmacies, dentists and restaurants, you'll see it. You can't miss it.…

So from the days i lived in Brewtown this was a go to club because it was close to home. That being said it has always been a place of ok talent and trying…

Spontaneously stopped into Cheaters with a friend coming back after a day at the beach. Having never been we were surprised there was no cover on a Saturday (at least during daytime).

Fairly small building…

Was at this club on last day before it closed during early afternoon. I generally like this club because it was only place in the area willing to push the boundrys of the no touch,…

This place is a dive. This is truly a place where strippers go to die. I went there just to see if anything has gotten better since one of the other strip clubs on the…

You have to think of wax as something other than a strip club. First and foremost dancers don't take off any clothes on the floor, this is a bikini bar. It's all black and a…

My first visit to Vivide in over a year. Not much of a change, the seats are better, but not much. It is a 2 story club, that clearly could use some updating…

I had a review here not long ago, and as I said I normally attend on day shift and normally I have a good time. This time I came in on evening shift. I have…

Every 4th time I've been to Club Matador, there has been a dancer of interest to me working. I don't consider those to be attractive odds, but I had nothing better going on that Saturday…

I went in there around 8pm on Tuesday. When you enter you have to go down the stairs and then you can see the stage in the center and couches to sit in front of…

As often described before, $10 cover on evenings, $10 for wristband, you get a ticket that you give up when you get a beverage. Otherwise no fees paid to the house. Its a low end…

This was my first visit to Diamond. It is easy to find and is not far off of 75. I arrived at about 3:45 pm. Easy to park for free, $10 cover.…

Place: The place is comfortable but nice. A major bar leads to the stage. There isn’t much room for dances, save for some chairs, but they make it work. The music level was loud, but…

I went there on Tuesday at 12 am because Visions gentleman club was closed at Tyler and the next nearest club was Jaguars longview. This club has ample parking, smoking allowed and BYOB establishment.…

This is a composite review of four visits over the last 2 months, 3 daytime and one night. Im not going to go into the description of the place as it has been described accurately…

I was out drinking with some friends. On the way home my car turned into pandoras. I popped in a Vitamin V.
There were about 15-20 cars in the lot. There is a car attendant…

I have been here several times over the past year and always have a great time. Door $10. Backroom $40 a song, but most of them will do 3 for $100, and a few did…

I have reviewed this club before, but there have been some changes, so time for an update.

To start, the parking lot is clean, well protected and well lit. And damn near everything is reserved…

Small group of us went after leaving a club earlier. The was small like to get through security but once inside there was no wait. Initially paid $20 cover, then was offered and ended up…

I hadn't been to Tootsies in over a year since there have been widespread reports of prices being crazy but I was in town and decided to see if things have settled down a bit.…

One does not visit the Panhandle for its optimal strip clubbing experience. I made my first visit to Red Rose GC this year (last Saturday night), with the expectation of at least seeing a visually…

Ok this was a couple years ago, pre covid, I believe late 2019 or early 2020.

Went to Vegas for friends bachelor party. We were pretty shit faced and split up. A…

$180 for FS 40 minutes. Place was decent, lineup is ok and went with a cute blonde in her upper 30s/early 40s. Shower, massage, then FS. You walk in and are greeted by whoever is…

Despite the title, I wasn’t too pleased with this club. I actually thought that it sucked, and I don’t have plans on going back. Maybe I just went on a bad night. I mean it…

This was my first time visiting Cheetahs, I arrived around 8 PM with 3 of my friends. It was a really busy night, we had trouble finding a place to sit. After 5-10 min an…