Strippers as dead as the club

This place is a dive. This is truly a place where strippers go to die. I went there just to see if anything has gotten better since one of the other strip clubs on the Westbank closed down, sadly it didn't.

So let's dive into the details.

First of all there is never a cover and that for a reason. When you walk into the club it's really small, the only seating in at the bar. The girl(and I'm using that loosely, as they are old women like in there 40s and up with one 30 something in their. You can tell these women have fell on hard times, they are out of shape with bellies hanging over their thong stretch marks and wrinkles everywhere. While sitting at the bar I got a $3 beer which was good and cold and pretty much the best thing about the club.They don't have a live DJ, but a jukebox the women come and ask anyone in the clu for a $1 to play their song on the jukebox. The stage is small, just a little runway the sits 3 feet off the floor with barely enough room for the girls to dance. Their are no pole tricks and the girls stage dances aren't entertaining. I met one girl Crystal and she said the lap dance was $20 and it's in a semi private area. So at this point I was just like hell with it let me try and see if it'll help savage the night and maybe my 20 will go further since the club was horrible and the girls weren't making much money.

The lap dance area is in a corner of the small club next to the stage with one seat and a little square stage for the girl to dance.the dance was pretty much the same as the stage dance some awful twerking. I guess she saw that I was getting bored and not even paying attention to her, so she decided to pull her thong to the side to show me her kitty. Was able to rub her legs and ass but not the breast of the kitty. After that I decided not to stay any long and head to the east to go to another club.